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[codeoracle]

[Honestly, anyone who knows Futaba should understand that this is her natural habitat--shitpost central. And if you do know her, and wasn't expecting this to happen at some point, you were lying to yourselves.]

To people who can sleep with their feet exposed are you NOT aware of the demons?

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[crimeboy]

I am the demons

[codeoracle]

insert dramatic gasp here.

[petergraham]

What demons?

[codeoracle]

The ones under your bed and in your closet. They're all over the place.

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[minorgod]

maybe demons have the same warning about humans?

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[codeoracle]

huh. you think?

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[minorgod]

there's got to be some reason
why there's not an epidemic of chomped feet
😀😀😀

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[codeoracle]

maybe we just liek an excuse to roll up in blankets
and cuddle with things
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[minorgod]

that's true
haven't met many humans that don't like to cuddle SOMETHING
usually cats or the like
but there's always outliers

[codeoracle]

we like soft things.
soft things are nice.
wat? demons don't cuddle?

[minorgod]

no idea, i'm a god not a demon

[codeoracle]

oh.

do gods cuddle?

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[facilitainted]

Gonna let you know right now only some demons go after feet. Not my thing.

[codeoracle]

but why ruin all the of fun by telling people that?

[facilitainted]

One, I don't want you ruining my reputation, I'll do that myself. Two, because hello? It's what I do.

[codeoracle]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ruining things is my job. people can't feel safe with their feet exposed.

Fact.

[facilitainted]

You know, you also keep your head out of the covers too. A normal demon could just go right for the head, even in the weird circumstances a blanket would protect you. Same for the arms!

So why's leaving your feet out the scary part?

Foot fetishists.

[codeoracle]

i don't. and i'm not the one that said demons go for feet, legends are.

and arms are weak points too! you won't find me dangling them off the edge like some crazy person. that's how you die.

[facilitainted]

The legends continue when people spread them.

It's actually kind of funny, the superstitions humans come up with on how to be protected from demons and how wrong they are. C'mon, tell me more.