002 ✘ Video

[taselikeabee]

[ on screen there's a sleeping brittany pointer pup resting on what looks like is a nice, steely grey surface. probably because that would be Bumblebee's leg. poor Rex looks kind of small in comparison, especially since there's a big robot finger petting the sleeping puppy. ]

Finally! Little guy really doesn't know how to not be a little ball of energy. I don't know what Thundercracker was thinking when he decided he wanted him, but I've been taking care of Rex here since the big guy up and left.

[ actually, Thundercracker and the pup are really funny to watch, not that Bumblebee is going to say that. instead Rex just yawns and aww. isn't that a little heart warming. ]

...It's not really that bad.

[ so yeah. it really hasn't been that much of a chore. just exhausting. ]

So what kind of tricks should I teach him? ...Any tips on how I can wear him out faster would be nice too, I guess.

Comments

[pacifistaggressive]

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Novels.

[Suddenly very vague!]

[taselikeabee]

Metalhawk...

[ what kind of novels. suspicious! ]

[pacifistaggressive]

Novels.

[No way. He's not telling you!!]

[taselikeabee]

[ someone is being sneaky. Bumblebee just grins a little. ]

I could always find out in different ways.

[ hello. saboteur here. ]

[pacifistaggressive]

[BUMBLEBEE!]

Well written struggles of human life.

[taselikeabee]

What kind of struggles?

[pacifistaggressive]

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love.

[taselikeabee]

[ with a grin, Bee settles back against the tree. ]

Romance novels... Huh. Wouldn't pegged ya for the sort that would read 'em. Next thing I know you'll be looking into soap operas.

[pacifistaggressive]

[EVEN MORE SILENCE CONTINUES, as Metalhawk awkwardly lets a bird that's been hovering around him land on his finger, stroking it's stomach with the tip of his other.]


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You should give them a try.

[taselikeabee]

Romance novels? I don't know. It's not really my thing.

[ that and he's not really going to understand them all too well. then again, a story is a story so who knows. somethings have to be able to transcend races, right? ]

[pacifistaggressive]

And soap operas.

[he's sort of dabbled in both, now. Don't even give him that face.]

[taselikeabee]

See, I've watched plenty of those. I have to more or less record what I miss when we're at work.

[pacifistaggressive]

...You can record them to watch later?

[Yeah, he's only got netflix atm, Bee. Teach him your ways.]

[taselikeabee]

Metalhawk... You sweet summer child. Yes, you can.

[pacifistaggressive]

...Could you teach me how? I only have 'Netflix'.

[taselikeabee]

Do you have the patience of a saint?

[pacifistaggressive]

Of course I do.

[LAUGH TRACK INSERTED HERE.]

[taselikeabee]

...Metalhawk, please.

[pacifistaggressive]

[RUDE.]

Well...I'll try, at the very least. How troubling could it be?

[taselikeabee]

People are sometimes willing to pay individuals to do this sort of thing for them, birdy.

[pacifistaggressive]

...Is it THAT much of a hassle?


Or are humans just notorious for making things needlessly complex?

[taselikeabee]

I'd say notorious for making things needlessly complex.

[pacifistaggressive]

That's what I figured.

Perhaps we could figure it out together, then. How bad could it be?