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[legosi]

When I go back home and tell everyone aliens look like a mix of naked-mole-rats with chimps, everyone will think I'm crazy. We have a lot of stories about aliens, but I never expected you to look anything like this. No one has...

[ says the anthropomorphic gray wolf, staring absolutely freaked out at the camera while he is being dropped in Heropa's imPort neighborhood. ]

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[itistolaugh]

Wow, okay. Like I can see what you mean but it's a little ... We aren't that bad!

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[legosi]

Naked mole rats and chimps aren't bad either. [ Just... well. ]

I don't think you are bad! Maybe you get cold too easily, though?

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[itistolaugh]

Uhm, maybe we do, like, comparatively? But just toss on a cute jacket and turn up the heat and bam, problem solved. Do you get overheated too easy?

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[ct_7567]

To your credit, there are plenty of aliens out there that look like neither you nor I. Humans just happen to be the native species of Earth. Would I be right in assuming your planet hasn't mastered space travel yet?

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[legosi]

[ there is a long pause because he is trying to process this ]

No, they are not. [ native species of Earth. They don't exist on Legosi's Earth that's for sure! ]

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[ct_7567]

Yes, they are. You made that observation yourself, didn't you?

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[lootsnshoots]

Trust me friend, aliens get a whole mess uglier than that.

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[legosi]

[ like you...? ]

I didn't say naked mole rats and chimps were ugly...

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[lootsnshoots]

[excuse i am very handsome]

Which, technically, does not negate my statement. So anyway I gotta ask ... what's with the wolf thing? Is it a dog planet? Is it Sirius??

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[cadbane]

You must not have seen many aliens.

[This one's blue with very red eyes.]

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[legosi]

Like I said, we only had stories.

I'll add "blueberry" to the list. [ what is tact, Legosi is a dumbass ]

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[cadbane]

Are you attempting to insult me?

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[drivesadesk]

They don't seem too weird. Then again, we have them in my home universe.

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[legosi]

It's not going to be weird if you are used to it.

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[drivesadesk]

Yeah. I'm guessing yours is the only sapient species where you're from?

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[ralltiir]

I take it your planet hasn't achieved interplanetary travel yet?

[ Akobi comes from a society that is very humano-centric, but he can at least engage in polite conversation with, to him, an alien being. ]

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[legosi]

We reached the moon, but that's it.

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[ralltiir]

Well, there's a big universe out there. Whole galaxies full of people and things you've never dreamed of.

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[pre_successful]

Aliens sound like they look really dope, man. Wish I'd seen them.

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[legosi]

... You are the alien.

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[pre_successful]

No I'm not. [ but he wishes he were! ]
And you're a talking dog.

You cant tell me I'm an alien if you're actually a talking dog.

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[semilethal]

They're not so bad.

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[legosi]

I don't know why everyone is assuming I said that as if it's a bad thing.

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[pharmaka]

[ It takes her a bit to figure it out, but Circe likewise replies in video, an auburn-haired woman with braids and gold-light eyes, slightly wide with surprise and interest. ]

Forgive me, were you cursed into that shape, or are you a speaking wolf? I have spoken to many in my day, but none that ever replied with words.

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[legosi]

Cursed? No.

And all wolves talk, so all of them are "speaking wolves".