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[legosi]

When I go back home and tell everyone aliens look like a mix of naked-mole-rats with chimps, everyone will think I'm crazy. We have a lot of stories about aliens, but I never expected you to look anything like this. No one has...

[ says the anthropomorphic gray wolf, staring absolutely freaked out at the camera while he is being dropped in Heropa's imPort neighborhood. ]

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[legosi]

You are eating people- [ the thing is, in legosi's world, animals are all people. He has no concept of non-sentient animals, apart from insects. ]

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[ralltiir]

[ That takes him a second to register. ]

Stars, I don't eat sentients, what's wrong with you!?

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[legosi]

You just said you eat meat...!

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[ralltiir]

Yes, from animals! Not anything that can think or speak?!

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[legosi]

All animals can think and speak!

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[ralltiir]

Not Basic!

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[legosi]

Basic what?

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[ralltiir]

Basic! Galactic Standard! The language we're speaking right now.

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[legosi]

It's not called basic, it's called "Land-speak". And aquatic animals have "Water-Speak".

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[ralltiir]

Look, just because fish talk to each other in whatever fish language they have, does not make them sentient beings!

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[legosi]

[ what the hell?! ]

Of course it does! They think, they talk, they act, they build. Just because they have a different language doesn't mean they aren't people!

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[ralltiir]

Build what? They don't have hands!?

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[legosi]

Yes they do???

They built entire cities underwater!

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[ralltiir]

[ That... What? ]

Gungans aren't fish!

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[legosi]

I have no idea what you are saying.

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[ralltiir]

I-- [ He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. ] There's a difference between animals and sentient species.

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[legosi]

No, there isn't. All species of animals are sentient.

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[ralltiir]

In what galaxy!?

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[legosi]

I don't know- mine?!

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[ralltiir]

I--

[ He's stymied. He doesn't know what to do with that information. ]

What do carnivorous species eat on your planet?

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[legosi]

Er... well, there are some carnivore specific foods, like eggs, milk, yogurt, cheese, and so on. We also have foods heavy on protein that herbivores don't usually eat like seitan, soy, beans, quinoa. I guess they can eat them, but they rarely do.

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[ralltiir]

[ Akobi is so confused... ]

Well, I guess you have to make do if there really isn't any meat you can eat.

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[legosi]

of course not, they are people...! [ like he keeps saying ]

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[ralltiir]

Right... People.

[ You can't go eating people. ]

Every animal, really? Even insects?

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[legosi]

[ no, you can't. Absolutely can't. Even when you have feral instincts that nearly drove you to eat a bunny rabbit ]

Oh, no. Insects are very simple and aren't evolve like us. Some animals even eat them. [ which is weird, and not something Legosi would do because he loves insects ]