#008 (Wartortle) | Text

[versusseeker]

[It’s that time of year, folks! And Red has an idea.]

secret santa
wnt 2 play?





((Ooc: if your character signs up, Red will inbox them a randomly generated partner and the gift giving can commence!))

Comments

[heliophilic]

I was being faceti

But I don't want to elect anyone president.

[versusseeker]

prez = present

[U smart Axew.]

[heliophilic]

I thought it stood for president.

[versusseeker]

sumtimes
rn lyk gift

u get 1 4 sum1
+ u get 1




a gift

[heliophilic]

I get 14 sum1s for 1 gift?

That seems like a bargain.

[Sorry not sorry red.]

[versusseeker]

[Listen, he has to deal with Blue on a daily basis, so it's a little hard to faze him with foolishness at this point.]

you get a gift for someone that signed up
then u get a gift from someone that signed up

+ its a secret who gets who until u give them the gift

[See? He can type like a normal human being, but he is now somewhat less comfortable. Does that make you happy, M? Is that what brings you joy? Causing others slight discomfort?]

[heliophilic]

[Yes.]

what happens if someone renegs on their secret santa duties?

[An actual, genuine question after giving Red so much grief. He's not so much of a dick that he'd ever do it, but he is curious what would happen if someone else were to.]