MASK OR MENACE

OH FOR HUX SAKE
As seen in the official press release circulating throughout the Porter Cities.
PRESS RELEASE FROM AEGIS FORCE: All citizens in the Porter Cities are advised to be on the lookout for the imPort super-criminal, ARMITAGE HUX. Hux is currently wanted for charges including arson, attempted purchase of a biological toxin as a weapon, and assaulting an Aegis agent while resisting arrest. His known powers include the generation of fire from his hands. He is described as a pale ginger-haired man with a loud voice.

Hux was last spotted in Maurtia Falls, and has been working as a freelance business consultant. Anyone encountering him is urged to exercise caution, as he is believed to be extremely dangerous. Take note of the attached file photo and notify the police or contact Aegis Force if you see this man or have any information on his activities that may be helpful to this investigation.

PASS ME THE TAHANI SAUCE
As seen in everything ever:
Have you heard about Tahani Al-Jamil? Of course you have, darling. She is the newest, brightest imPort SUPER NOVA since Tony Stark had his last Elon Muskesque meltdown. Rumor has it that Versace is begging for a modeling contract with her. Have you looked at your local supermarket tabloids recently? She's allegedly had a romantic night with Frederick Chilton, has been proposed to by Danger, and is currently hiding the body of Momo Yaoyorozu, whom she murdered. What a delightful, elegant rascal! Easy to see why Tahani is the toast of Maurtia Falls!

What will she do next?

GOT YOUR NUMBERS CHANNEL
As heard on the AM radio airwaves of Jeopardy in repeat:
"Due to the revealing data of new ears on this channel, we cannot continue to operate under this scrutiny. Wouldn't you agree, Ken Kaneki? Jacob Taylor? Urdr? It is wiser that we stop... On this channel.

May she forgive us all."

I SPYDER WITH MY LITTLE EYE
As seen around Jeopardy:
Little neon, rubber spiders have seemed to infest the city of Jeopardy. Seems like an expensive joke -- all of these spiders have a large, grinning smile carved into what would be their faces. Thousands upon thousands of these bright little, inch-long spiders have been showering the city of Jeopardy since Sunday morning. What a bizarre prank, but it seems harmless enough.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from ELECTRIC SLIDE BLUE to TIFFANY BLUE, since she's been talking shit about Tahani probably.

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OH THE IRON-Y
As seen in newspapers, social media, and news sites:
Poe Dameron was the surprise winner of the extreme ironing world championships this year, when he ironed a shirt while flying a bicycle in the middle of the caldera of a volcano. There was a four hour argument among judges for whether or not he should be given points for the flying portion of his performance, as it was an unfair imPort advantage, but in the end the use of the volcano still secured him top spot. Dameron himself said about the win: "Next time I'm going to do it in space."

COMING AT YOU LIKE A DARK HORSE
As seen in print interview for ImPort Life magazine:

With My Nonah Nightmare in full swing, it's raking in the ratings as one of the highest watched programs of its time slot. Following the antics of a group of individuals living their lives for two weeks inside a supposedly haunted house, we've quickly come to learn that they'll put up their dukes over a king size bed!

We had the pleasure of having Odin Dark and Peter Maximoff for a short interview, both being reality TV veterans. While the Deputy Ambassador of Maurtia Falls Mr. Maximoff will be making no (known,) appearances during the show - we've got the scoop that his beau, Odin "The Glitterstallion" Dark will be flapping his cape and suiting up for a cameo as a spooky guest. Fans hope to see Miss Rootbeer Maximoff-Dark accompany him.

Our interview was cut short when Mr. Maximoff fell into hysterics upon watching fellow ImPort Riptide vandalize a statue on the show. Quote: "I - Oh my - He - What? I can't!" And like an infectious disease, this laughter spread quickly to Mr. Dark and the interview did not recover.

My Nonah Nightmare airs live online and daily "best-of" at 8PM, from October 17th to 31st.

PHOBOS AND LOATHING IN SPACE TRAVEL
As seen in worldwide news across numerous publications and mediums:

PRESS RELEASE FROM AEGIS FORCE: Project Alke, the joint imPort-NASA mission to Mars, has released the findings of its exploration after returning to Earth last month. Thanks to many imPorts and natives joining together in a common cause, this successful mission has exposed and defeated a major threat to the world. Despite the misinformation and fear that was spread about Alke's nature, truth and courage won out in a decisive battle in space.

Alke launched from the International Moon Base and flew to Mars over several days. ImPort crew suffered nanite sickness, but combated it using government-provided injections. The ship reached the orbit of Mars and encountered a secret armed base built deep into the surface of Mars' moon Phobos, whose existence had previously been suspected but doubted. Scanning and reconnaissance proved that the base was both very real and harbouring nuclear weapons. Radio contact and attempts at negotiation failed to provide a peaceful solution: Phobos personnel described imPorts as a 'plague and a disease' and confirmed that they were responsible for an attempt to destroy the Porter by attacking Heropa. After Alke transmitted this evidence to Earth, the government approved the boarding of Phobos Base to neutralize the threat.

The base was heavily defended by numerous combat robots, as well as eight agents of the Otherworld Technologies Organization (OTO). Alke crewmembers breached the defenses and uncovered evidence of shocking unethical experiments being conducted on humans and animals within the base, for the apparent purpose of creating artificial metahuman abilities. One surviving OTO test subject was found in extreme pain and distress, and has since been returned to Earth for medical treatment.

After recognizing they could not win the fight, the OTO activated a self-destruct aboard Phobos Base. Regrettably, imPorts could not cancel this process. The base was evacuated before its nuclear reactor and warheads detonated. This explosion partially destroyed the moon of Phobos, and has caused enormous damage to the surface of Mars below through falling debris.

The Alke returned to Earth safely, although the stresses of the high-speed journey inflicted serious and permanent engine damage. The ship is currently grounded at Cape Canaveral for the foreseeable future. No casualties were suffered by imPorts or NASA beyond two cases of imPorts who suffered radiation exposure within Phobos Base and have since recovered with the aid of government nanites. Surviving OTO personnel have been transferred to government custody to be criminally prosecuted for their involvement in nuclear terrorism, illegal experiments, and demolishing a moon. All evidence and data gathered by Alke has also been shared with the authorities.

Questioning these prisoners and decrypting computer files has already revealed important information. Phobos was run by an extreme cell of the OTO, and its crew was communicating with the apocalyptic supernatural entity known as Atropos who also seeks to destroy imPorts and likely the Earth itself. Other elements of the OTO are believed to currently be engaged in political influence operations within US allies abroad.

This voyage to Mars should be recognized as a historic event, and the courage of those who made Alke fly will be remembered as their work is carried on through ongoing partnership between imPorts and natives. Aegis is proud to have been part of this mission and remains devoted to Earth's protection. Investigations will continue against the criminal organization calling itself the OTO. Anyone seeking to contact Aegis Force with information or questions about these events is encouraged to reach out to the team's hotline.

GOTTA KEEP 'EM SEPARATED
As seen in Local news media (newspapers, television, etc):

MASSACRE IN MAURTIA FALLS. Twelve members of the Tatars were found dead of multiple gunshot wounds early Saturday morning in Maurtia Fall's old industrial district. The Tatars are a small Russian-American gang started in 2003, and have had regular conflicts with other gangs over territory and drug related disputes. No suspects have been named yet, though most suspect this massacre to be an attack made by a rival gang.

METAL KNIGHTMARES
As seen in Local news media, imPort fansites, bwitter and other social media:

There's been reports of a strange woman wandering the highway outside of Maurtia Falls late Friday night. She's of medium height and covered head to toe in chrome plated armor, and seemed agitated when approached by locals before disappearing with superhuman speed. Is this the face of Maurtia Falls' newest imPort hero?

FRIGHT FEST
As seen in local news media, social media: It's time for Chrysalis' Unlimited's first annual Spooktober Fundraiser! The company, previously known for their work in prosthetics and neurological research, hopes to raise funds for natives impacted by imPort violence and to bridge a gap between the native and imPort populations. This charity fundraiser will be held Saturday night, October 27th, and politicians, local celebrities and imPorts are invited. There will be drinks and dinner, a charity auction, and a costume contest!

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from PARTY ROCK CANDY BLUE to VAST AND INFINITE VELVET.

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