MASK OR MENACE

IT'S OVER 9000
As seen on FizzyList News:
A video has gone viral- with 20 million views in the last 24 hours- showing what appears to be an imPort summoning... a ghost?

The video, simply titled "Power Test", was originally posted on imPort Ben Hargreeves's Bluetube Vlog. It shows his brother, imPort Klaus Hargreeves, seemingly conjuring a spirit from the very grave itself. The spirit seems transparent, glows with an etheral blue light, and is constantly out of focus making her face appear blurry.

Calling herself "Birdie", the so-called spirit carried on a brief conversation with the two men, even lifting an object off a nearby table and putting it down, before disappearing.

The video itself has set off a firestorm of speculation, with comments ranging from "GHOSTS ARE REAL" to "obviously it was an illusion, duh", to wondering if this is viral marketing for an as yet unnamed film.

The imPorts in question could not be reached for comment.

Cast your vote now. Do you believe that ghosts exist?

THE PARTY WAS ROCKIN'
As Seen in the “Nonah Gazette”: Asteroid devastates Nonah city block!
Rumor has it that a space rock decimated a city block late October 1st, right outside local imPort family Hargreeves' house.

What started as something of a celebrity birthday celebration for four of Nonah’s imPorts, including model and actress, Allison Hargreeves, and their two siblings, ended with cleanup and rescue efforts from some of the imPort community’s finest.

Late Tuesday night, chaos broke out in the streets of Nonah after a devastating explosion demolished the immediate area of the blast site. Eyewitness Hugh Mann described the scene as “something out of a nightmare,” with an entire city block being destroyed in a matter of minutes.

Although there are reports of hospitalizations- some in critical condition- and Nonah property damage remains extensive, there were minimal fatalities in the aftermath. Search and rescue efforts were led not only by the bevy of imPorts who had gathered for the celebration, but also notable Aegis Force members Ashley Williams and Finn.

Speculation for the explosion has ranged from the mundane guesses of a gas leak to the wild assumption of an asteroid, or a new villain testing their powers. Local astrophysicist, Dr. Aster Royd, said that the asteroid theory seems the most likely.

“A small enough asteroid would be enough to cause extensive damage to a city block without wrecking the infrastructure below it. It’s our team’s hope to find some samples to study!”

The Hargreeves and associated guests were unavailable for comment.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS
As seen in major news outlets and distributed press releases:

The State Department has declared a national emergency in reaction to the increasing difficulties with dimensional fluctuations. Citizens are asked to report any and all paranormal activities to the nearest available military personnel. Troops will be deployed to highest affected areas in order to help maintain order and contain dangerous elements.

PARTY DOWN
As seen in notices from the government:
Due to the state of emergency and the fact that the intended venue of the De Chima Art Museum seems to have vanished overnight, this month's swear-in has been postponed until further notice. The government issues profuse thanks to the patriotic imPorts for their understanding and patience. Newly arrived imPorts will receive a pamphlet titled "Registration and You: The Making of an American Hero" and a book of coupons for local businesses to make up for the delay.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from GHOSTLY GRAY to BLOOD RED because.

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