( text | un: bow ) A SRS POLL

[squadgoal]

Hey, quick survey.

Bats vs Spiders, which is better?

Alternatively, are superhero names really necessary?

EDIT:

Spiders: 9
Bats: 10
Cats: 3
Wolverines???: 1

Comments

un: she-ra

[swordsense]

Bats are the best. They're flying and fuzzy, like mice.

Spiders are weird. And I hate robot spiders.


Also I don't know. I didn't get to pick mine.

[squadgoal]

Bats = 1, Spiders = 0

That's true. Do you want to change it? I would understand if you want to.

[ she-ra is legendary and the pressure is A Lot. bow certainly wouldn't care either way. ]

[plentystrong]

neither

it's obviously cats

[squadgoal]

You know what.

That's valid.

Cats = 2

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[batricide]

Bats. But they are extremely overrated.
And yes, unless you want people to be hunted down and tortured for associating with you.

[squadgoal]

Just associating?

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[catlady]

I hate to agree with Catgirl up there, but she's right. It's cats.

[squadgoal]

Cats = 3.

I guess they're leading.

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[detectivedwloki]

What exactly do you mean by 'better'?

[squadgoal]

Well, better could be "more appealing" or "less gross".

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[viciousmaukery]

Bats don't have a Betrayer God associated with them, so I'll take those.

Not really—if you really wanted to fight crime, you'd just dress in black and give fake names.

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[squadgoal]

What's a Betrayer God?

And . . . why?

[leatherboots]

No love for spiders yet? I do so love an underdog. One vote for spiders here.

[squadgoal]

Is it an underdog if it's got eight legs?

But sure, one for spiders.

[flightforfreedom]

bats, obviously

they can fly



also one of my best flying buddies is kind of a bat

[squadgoal]

Is it one of the Bat-Men.

I heard that's a thing here.

[constantdick]

I'll take a spider any day, bats having a tendency to be pretentious twats.

[squadgoal]

How so?

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[helpdesk_hero]

Given the true intent of this is likely to get to the root of the better superhero name? Spiders.

[squadgoal]

Why spiders?

un: no ordinary girl

[justaddh2o]

Depends on what you mean by better...

Cooler: spiders
Less terrifying, especially in Australia where I came from: bats

[squadgoal]

I mean, cooler works.

I'm just trying to figure out the appeal.

[monster_san]

Spiders. Bats are cute, but they can't live in the house with you.

[squadgoal]

Do. Do you want spiders living in your house???

[hatestrashcans]

Are we talking animals or superheroes?

Because having been a spider, bat, and a big cat, it would depend on what I was using the morph for. I'd probably pick bat: Echolocation along with flight is a complete game-breaker in terms of navigation. Cat's great for speed and attack, but other morphs are good for battle too, and spiders are stuck in that annoying space where they're big enough to be prey but not big enough to beuseful.

In terms of superheroes, 100% Spiderman.

[ Which even would have been his answer before he started dating him. ]

[squadgoal]

Animals. I don't know the people and I wouldn't do this to them anyway.

What's a morph?

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[onlydoubts]

Seeing in the dark, able to fly long distances without stopping... bats.

[squadgoal]

Bats it is!

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[callmesuperboy]

Supers.

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[kid_flash_found]

Even if you aren't obviously biased, I'm pretty sure the Bats outnumber the Spiders and Supers. But that's only an unofficial count. And totally beside the point.

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[therewillbeorder]

Spiders.

You can more easily crush and deal with a spider in the house than a bat.

[squadgoal]

Okay, but how does that make them "better"?

un: honeybadger

[honeybadgered]

I reject your false binary! The answer's WOLVERINES!!!!

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[squadgoal]

Wolverines? Never heard of them.

But I guess they can go on the list.

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[goodtobebad]

spiders obvs

[squadgoal]

Not seeing the obvious part here.

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[obediences]

Not necessary, but helpful. And bats.

[squadgoal]

Helpful? How?

un: batgirl

[giveaway]

bats

[squadgoal]

+1 for bats!

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[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

[Because who doesn't like hearing creepy, technologically distorted voices giving their two cents?]

From what I have been able to glean from this planet's information network, spiders are clearly better at survival. They appeared before the other two by a considerable margin, and yet they're still here.

They're also the only one of your choices with venom, and that certainly has its charms.

Spiders.

[squadgoal]

[ okay, bow definitely has chills. ]

Oookay. Adding one for spiders.

un: batfan

[notafraidofyou]

Bats. Obviously.

And superhero names are cool, so... definitely necessary.

[squadgoal]

I haven't heard any cool ones so far. So I'm starting to doubt it.

[madlove]

How did clowns not make this list?

[squadgoal]

Clowns aren't an animal?

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[golisolation]

spiders w/o a doubt yo!
any1 w/ a workin brain knos bugs r where its @

[squadgoal]

I dunno. It seems to be a close competition.

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[justlittle]

The only reason Bats are winning is because there are at least a dozen people here going by or associated with someone going by the name Batman. The populace answering this poll is biased.

[squadgoal]

I don't think so. Not all the responses had anything to do with . . . Bat-People? I don't think that many people know of this Batman.