( text | un: bow ) A SRS POLL

[squadgoal]

Hey, quick survey.

Bats vs Spiders, which is better?

Alternatively, are superhero names really necessary?

EDIT:

Spiders: 9
Bats: 10
Cats: 3
Wolverines???: 1

Comments

[constantdick]

I'll take a spider any day, bats having a tendency to be pretentious twats.

[squadgoal]

How so?

[constantdick]

If you ever met any of them personally, you wouldn't have to ask.

[squadgoal]

You get that I'm talking about the animals and not real people, right?

[constantdick]

Sure, mate

[Not that he is, necessarily.]

[squadgoal]

Uh-huh.

Still spiders?

[constantdick]

You ever watched a spider eat a bat? It's impressive, let me tell you.

[squadgoal]

Is impressive the right word here?

Because that just sounds terrifying.

[constantdick]

Not if you're rooting for the spider.

[squadgoal]

Yeah, I don't usually root for animals eating animals.

[constantdick]

Close your eyes during nature programmes, do you?

[squadgoal]

Should I know what those are?

[constantdick]

never watched the telly?