( text | un: bow ) A SRS POLL

[squadgoal]

Hey, quick survey.

Bats vs Spiders, which is better?

Alternatively, are superhero names really necessary?

EDIT:

Spiders: 9
Bats: 10
Cats: 3
Wolverines???: 1

Comments

audio; un: Kaal Drellik

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

[Because who doesn't like hearing creepy, technologically distorted voices giving their two cents?]

From what I have been able to glean from this planet's information network, spiders are clearly better at survival. They appeared before the other two by a considerable margin, and yet they're still here.

They're also the only one of your choices with venom, and that certainly has its charms.

Spiders.

[squadgoal]

[ okay, bow definitely has chills. ]

Oookay. Adding one for spiders.

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

[It's only worse in person]

Now, was there a point to this? Or are these just the sort of questions that keep you up at night?

[squadgoal]

Iiii was just curious? It doesn't need to have an agenda, does it? People ask things on the network all the time.

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

I know. I've been watching. This is the first time I've seen anyone comparing animals.

Especially alongside superhero names. Which I certainly cannot be of assistance for because the entire concept sounds ridiculous.

[squadgoal]

I . . . agree?

But that doesn't mean it's not valid to other people.