( text | un: bow ) A SRS POLL

[squadgoal]

Hey, quick survey.

Bats vs Spiders, which is better?

Alternatively, are superhero names really necessary?

EDIT:

Spiders: 9
Bats: 10
Cats: 3
Wolverines???: 1

Comments

[hatestrashcans]

Are we talking animals or superheroes?

Because having been a spider, bat, and a big cat, it would depend on what I was using the morph for. I'd probably pick bat: Echolocation along with flight is a complete game-breaker in terms of navigation. Cat's great for speed and attack, but other morphs are good for battle too, and spiders are stuck in that annoying space where they're big enough to be prey but not big enough to beuseful.

In terms of superheroes, 100% Spiderman.

[ Which even would have been his answer before he started dating him. ]

[squadgoal]

Animals. I don't know the people and I wouldn't do this to them anyway.

What's a morph?

[hatestrashcans]

Oh, well then you should trust me, since I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in these comments that has actually been all those animals.

I'm a shapeshifter. A morph is a shape I turn into. So like a bat or a spider.

[squadgoal]

Wow. That sounds cool but it also sounds uncomfortable. I can't imagine living a minute in an animal's shoes.

[hatestrashcans]

It depends on the animal. Some of them have awesome shoes. Some, not so much.

Bats and spiders are pretty chill. Well, a bird tried to eat me as a spider, didn't appreciate that part so much.

[squadgoal]

Yeah, I can imagine.

A spider tried to eat me one time.

[hatestrashcans]

Regular sized spider and you were small or giant spider?

[squadgoal]

Giant spider. It wasn't fun.

[hatestrashcans]

Yeah, can't imagine it would be.

[squadgoal]

I guess that's what you get when you live in a magical forest.

[hatestrashcans]

Have you considered moving?