( text | un: bow ) A SRS POLL

[squadgoal]

Hey, quick survey.

Bats vs Spiders, which is better?

Alternatively, are superhero names really necessary?

EDIT:

Spiders: 9
Bats: 10
Cats: 3
Wolverines???: 1

Comments

[squadgoal]

Yeah, that makes sense.

But isn't that depressing? To have a hero use that kind of symbol? To make people fear them?

[helpdesk_hero]

Spidey doesn't. His costume is really vivid red and blue. His are power descriptive. Climbing walls and shooting webs and the like.

[squadgoal]

Wait, so he really has the powers of a spider?

[helpdesk_hero]

Yep. Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can.

[squadgoal]

I'm so sorry for him.

Does he shoot webs from his mouth. How does that work. Is he okay???

[helpdesk_hero]

No, not his mouth. Wrists. And the hows I can't tell you. I've never met him back home.

[He knows.]

[squadgoal]

I guess wrists are marginally better.

[ but still disturbing. where. where does it come from?? ]

[helpdesk_hero]

And the webs allow Spider-Man to be a relatively non-violent hero. He can just restrain people.

[squadgoal]

Webs do work well as a restraining material, assuming the same strength carries over in a human form.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, it definitely does. And he's really strong too.

[squadgoal]

I'm glad he didn't get stuck with the worst parts of a spider. That would be have distressing.

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know. He could have had some negatives I don't' know about.

[squadgoal]

I hope not.

Anyway it's good to hear he's such a positive hero.

[helpdesk_hero]

Probably one of the most positive. So yeah. Spiders.

[squadgoal]

Don't worry. I marked it down.

[helpdesk_hero]

Good to hear. And see spiders getting their credit.

[squadgoal]

Looks that way.

[helpdesk_hero]

And it looks like Gabby showed up to vote. Only reason I can see for a Wolverine.

[squadgoal]

Yeah.

Stiiiill have no idea what that is either.

[helpdesk_hero]

Think badger, but angrier.

[squadgoal]

How angry?

[helpdesk_hero]

You really don't want to run into a wolverine.