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[photophobic]

[ Kylo Ren is standing in a park in the city of De Chima, where a fresh blanket of snow has fallen. He has a perfectly formed ball of snow in his hand and an intense, focused expression on his face. ]

Residents of De Chima.

I am Kylo Ren.
Meet me at the municipal park and gardens, where a snow battle will commence. I will permit one hour for the construction of defensible positions. Those wishing to join forces with me against the enemy should speak now.

[ And the feed cuts out. ]

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[dun_moch]

I will join you, Kylo Ren. Let us stand together in this conflict.

[It's beneath his dignity, but honestly, what isn't these days?]

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[photophobic]

[ He smiles slowly, pleased to see Dooku willing to stand at his side. ]

I will be glad to have you as an ally.

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[dun_moch]

[The Count smiles back, albeit slimly, a little embarrassed to be engaging in such a childish game.]

They will all fall before us. The Force can move a very large amount of snow at once, properly mastered.

text; private someone has to be the wet blanket

[therewillbeorder]

[He's frowning, especially when he sees Dooku's comment. But he rolls his eyes, deciding to keep this text even though he's sure Kylo can guess his feelings on the matter.]

Just don't get arrested, I'm up at the house so you would have to stay in jail for the night at least.

position is FILLED thank u

[photophobic]

Relax. This is a traditional winter-time activity on this planet.

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[therewillbeorder]

I am relaxed.

[No, no he's definitely not.]

But I know how intense you can get with competition.

[recommendations]

[ Momo has an important question: ] Are there any weapons allowed in this battle? Slings, catapults, that sort of thing?

[photophobic]

No weapons. Snow may be moulded into projectiles for non-lethal combat.

[recommendations]

And all snow must be human-propelled? With no outside assistance?

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[ambasciatore]

What is the difference between a snowball fight and a snow battle?

[ Please enlighten him. ]

[photophobic]

[ Gladly. ]

Scale.

[ambasciatore]

Are we allowed re-enforcements?

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[bindsthedead]

How charming. I'll be there.

[photophobic]

Then I will see you on the battlefield.

[pocketfulof]

Snow battle huh?

Count me and my friends in. You might want to refortify your own defenses.

[Did this sunshine child of a demigod just volunteer the rest of his friends for this? Yes. Is he cocky enough to believe they'll win? Also yes.

They're demigods. And they have a Clarisse. That's like having two Hulks.]

[photophobic]

We will be prepared. Bring as many of your friends as you wish.

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[girlybruiser]

[ Hey, it's that tall guy she met a few months back. She wonders how he's been.

Her tone is laced with girlish amusement: ]

Who might be the enemy?

[photophobic]

[ Oh hello. Kylo smiles. Or smirks, really. He can't really help it, that's just what his face does. ]

Whoever stands against me.
Or us, if you are joining me, Haru.

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[prophesiedone]

Will it be fair if we're on the same side? [Also he sees Dooku. HE SEES THAT, KYLO, AND IT MAKES HIM AGITATED.]

[photophobic]

Probably not. But this is war, and in times of war...

[ He smirks. ]

Join with me, Grandfather.

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[ghoulking]

Are powers allowed?

[photophobic]

Who will be able to stop you? Bring them.
No lethal attacks. Projectiles must be formed from snow by hand and launched by hand.

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[generalgrievous]

Who is the enemy?

[photophobic]

Whoever attacks.

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[a_good]

[Oh! This brings back memories.] Do you need a referee?