02 ☘ voice

[crassidy]

Alright there, lads and lasses?

[Brightly, followed by a brief slosh of liquid as he slurps something from a bottle.]

Been thinkin' a bit, taxin' as that is on me brain meats. Bout lots of things, really, but uh...

Tomorrow is me big One Twenty-- not as good as the oul Four Twenty but gotta wait another three hundred years for that one, like, so this'll have to do 'til then. I'll be acceptin' donations of the alcoholic and controlled substance variety, or money will do if you're underaged. Might even buy you a pint in return if y'find yourself around Maurtia Falls tomorrow.

Thought it might also be time to get some more poorly planned ink in the process, and I figured. Well. Maybe it'd be less poorly planned if I asked for suggestions from folks first. I'm acceptin' any and all ideas, even the truly shite ones. I mean, Christ, if you've seen me, you'd know I already got a whole lotta bad decisions inked out, doubt you lot could come up with worse. In before someone suggests a knob tat.

Comments

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[crassidy]

Oh, bangin' the the bartender, that's always a good one if you can get it. Cleared a few tabs with that one.

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[forkingbullshirt]

Banging the bartender has saved me a lot of money. Same with having nice boobs.

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[crassidy]

Alright, well I at least expect a boob flash for free drinks when we go out. Failin' that I'm sure I can find some rich fella to con outta his well earned cash.

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[forkingbullshirt]

That I can do. I can't wait to see how you work.

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[crassidy]

Poorly without drinks on the go.

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[forkingbullshirt]

I have a feeling we're gonna have a great night.

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[crassidy]

You bet. You more of a coke or a weed kinda gal?

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[forkingbullshirt]

Weed, but only the good stuff.

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[crassidy]

I only got the good stuff, don't worry there.

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[forkingbullshirt]

Good cause otherwise I would be disappointed.

But I can trust you to bring the good stuff, none of that stuff with seeds in it.

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[crassidy]

Pfft, 'course not. Though I do know of these good brownies with nuts and seeds and that in 'em. Quite potent.

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[forkingbullshirt]

Holy shirtballs, bring those too, those sound great.

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[crassidy]

Done. I'll exchange 'em for a drink or five from your good self.

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[forkingbullshirt]

You got yourself a deal, dude.

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[crassidy]

Alright! Brillian! I'll text yeh the deets when I know them. You better not feckin' stand me up or I'll be dead upset.

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[forkingbullshirt]

Wouldn't dream of it, can't wait!