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Alright there, lads and lasses?

[Brightly, followed by a brief slosh of liquid as he slurps something from a bottle.]

Been thinkin' a bit, taxin' as that is on me brain meats. Bout lots of things, really, but uh...

Tomorrow is me big One Twenty-- not as good as the oul Four Twenty but gotta wait another three hundred years for that one, like, so this'll have to do 'til then. I'll be acceptin' donations of the alcoholic and controlled substance variety, or money will do if you're underaged. Might even buy you a pint in return if y'find yourself around Maurtia Falls tomorrow.

Thought it might also be time to get some more poorly planned ink in the process, and I figured. Well. Maybe it'd be less poorly planned if I asked for suggestions from folks first. I'm acceptin' any and all ideas, even the truly shite ones. I mean, Christ, if you've seen me, you'd know I already got a whole lotta bad decisions inked out, doubt you lot could come up with worse. In before someone suggests a knob tat.

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Wow. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Oh, c'mon now, you know it's all just drama and celeb crushes these days.

Cassidy, I know you're a vampire and all, but stop digging your own grave.

Hah, I like that one. Nice.

Well, c'mon then, what do you report on?

War crimes, mostly. Well, that's what I was working on back home. My focus is a little broader here—international issues, political stuff. Not reality shows. I'm done with that part of the business.

Holy shite, that's some deep reportin'. Must have plenty of that in this world. Nothin' but bloody political intrigue and all that boring stuff.

Well, I don't get to cover international stories as much as I'd like. The government isn't a big fan of imPorts going abroad for extended periods. But I get enough work, yeah.

Heh, who even needs to go abroad when you got a whole buncha super powered disasters right on your doorstep?

What can I say? I like to travel.

You got any useful powers for that sorta shite? I know a few folks who can fly, for instances.

I wish. I can float and I can glow and I can breathe underwater.

Oh, yeah, those are shite, for sure. I 'spose breathing underwater could have it's uses. You uh, you get much use outta those?

I did when I was working at a scuba place. Now it's just helpful if I want to go for fun.

I've never been scuba diving. Barely trust meself to exist on dry land, I'll be honest. What's the point of it all?

It's fun! Pretty, too. There are some amazing things to see down there/

Like what? Water?

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Cute enough fella. I guess that's the appeal, is it? Seeing weird folk and fishies. You ever seen a mermaid?

I am pretty sure they don't exist in my world, outside of animated movies and really specialized party performers.

You'd be surprised, I think. I hear they're sly, good at keepin' out of sight, like. Same as a lot of them mythical types.

Sounds like how someone would describe some imaginary bullshit, too.

Yeah, well, I saw a unicorn once. Folk always said they don't exist, but I saw it with me own two eyes.

Yeah? What'd you do?

To see it? Just camped out in the woods. Came out at night, so I gots to wonder if maybe they're nocturnal. Explains why barely any folk have seen them.

That doesn't explain anything. Do you know how many people go camping?

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