Alfie Solomons (
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maskormenace2018-12-17 02:45 pm
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WANTED: 1 courageous soul willing to run weekly shopping errands for this week and the next. Buyer will be compensated for purchased goods and for time spent. Must be able to follow a list. Must have more patience than I do for the modern American custom of swarming the shops en fucking masse during the week before Christmas. Thank you.
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Well, that'll depend. Have you ever had it before?
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[It's at this point that two medium-sized dogs come plodding out of a back room, tails wagging, coming to greet the visitor.]
Ah, right; I hope you don't mind animals.
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As long as they stay out of my way.
[A little ominous. He then answers about the tea.]
No, tea's never been a priority for me.
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[Alfie snaps his fingers at the dogs, pointing sternly towards the corner of the living room, where they have a big dog bed. They're reluctant - a visitor! A new person! They want to say hi! - but they're also well-behaved, so they both slink off to lie down, quietly and out of the way.]
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Fine.
[He glances around. He's also in individual housing so this, at least, feels familiar.]
So you somebody afraid to go out or something?
[Since he just did the man's shopping.]
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I'll be honest, mate; I was just not in the fucking mood today.
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If you hadn't, I'd think your life very sheltered.
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[He hands Bane a cup of tea on a saucer. It's very milky, with two lumps of sugar in it.]