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WANTED: 1 courageous soul willing to run weekly shopping errands for this week and the next. Buyer will be compensated for purchased goods and for time spent. Must be able to follow a list. Must have more patience than I do for the modern American custom of swarming the shops en fucking masse during the week before Christmas. Thank you.

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I get plenty of that in greendale
I don't drive and honestly it's a small town you could walk wherever you needed to

Why don't you drive? Are you young?

I just turned sixteen back home but I also don't need a car
I walk to school, to the movies, the library, etc.

[ It makes it very convenient for plot purposes. ]

Very young, then. Is being here your first time away from home alone?

[She'd said she'd never left her hometown, but he's not taking that completely literally.]

Edited (don't tag when you first wake up, kids) 2018-12-23 14:35 (UTC)

yeah it is

[Awww. Poor kid.]

I'm sorry.

no it's fine
I mean not that a universal kidnapping IS fine but I'm doing alright so far
everyone's been helpful and supportive

Fucking awful, though, that kids get brought here without their families.

I'm sixteen, not a child

[ Not a baby at least!! ]

I do miss my family but I have someone from home sort of

You're young enough. A child compared to me.

[He's glad she's not on her own, though.]

how old are you?

okay so you could be my dad
but I'm still not a child

Anyone under 25 is a child.

[He's absolutely teasing now.]

aren't you from the past? at sixteen I was probably married in your time or close to
not that I want to be

[ Mysterious texting man, she likes you already. ]

[Well, she's not wrong.]

Sixteen is a bit young for it. Eighteen, maybe.

gosh I can't imagine that
but anyway I promise you that in spite of my young age I am a responsible teenager

I've got a niece who's only a bit younger than you, I don't like to think about it any more than you do.

And I will still be considering you for shopping and walking dogs.

[ Ah. ]

sounds good!

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