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[plentystrong]

[ The feed clicks on, showing a very disgruntled Catra.]

Hey, network or whatever. Here's a little PSA for everyone in this city. No, scratch that, everyone in this whole entire place:

My ears? [ With one hand, she points at one of the large cat ears protruding from behind the mask framing her face. ] My tail? Are NOT to be touched. And I better not catch you gawking at me or [ she punctuates the following words with by moving her index finger in a jabbing motion toward the camera ] you. will. regret it.

I get it, you've never seen a person with a tail before - great, now get over it and mind your business. Am I making myself clear?

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[bragnificent]

You could become bluetube famous.

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[plentystrong]

Great. What do I do with that?

[ Her world is pretty advanced in some ways, but in terms of social media? Not so much. ]

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[bragnificent]

[ Let him help you...... ]

Subscribers? Ad revenue? [ A pause. ] That means money, if you don't already know.

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[plentystrong]

Wait. I need money?

[ Military kid was fed and sheltered in exchange for eventual mortal danger all her life. ]

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[bragnificent]

Well I dunno about need, like they do give us a sorta allowance here, too, but-- [ Plus the free housing. ] Who doesn't want money?

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[plentystrong]

Fair point, I guess.

[ Having more things sounds... good, after all? ]

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[bragnificent]

[ Money can be exchanged for goods and services. 👍🏽 ]

And it's not you'd really have to work for it. That's the best part about social media.

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[plentystrong]

So you can just... make videos? And get paid for that?

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[bragnificent]

Well, only if they're popular enough, cuz that's why companies or whoever will like, pay you to put their ads up. For the views. But yeah, it seems pretty easy. Especially for a cat girl.

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[plentystrong]

I guess cats are pretty popular here, huh?

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[bragnificent]

And kind of just like, in general, but yeah. Probably even more here considering all the superhero costume fetishes.

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[plentystrong]

I have a feeling I really don't wanna know.

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[bragnificent]

Oh, you'll find out. Probably sooner than later, too.

[ Sorry sis... but people are obsessed with imPorts and people are obsessed with cats. He can only see this as inevitable. ]

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[plentystrong]

[ Long groan. ]

I hate this place already.

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[bragnificent]

Look, is it really that bad when you can just kick their asses on camera and then get paid every time people watch it, though?

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[plentystrong]

That does sound tempting, but I don't wanna deal with all that... [ She shudders. ] fetish... stuff.

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[bragnificent]

I mean, that part's still only hypothetical. [ ... He assumes. ] Though it's up to you.

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[plentystrong]

How hypothetical? Like, what are the chances?

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[bragnificent]

I dunno-- it's just a guess, like, do I look like I'd have personal experience?

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[plentystrong]

You're the one who brought it up!

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[bragnificent]

Yeah, just that your videos would probably get a lot of views from people who like watching super-powered chicks kick ass, but I wouldn't know how many of them are getting turned on by it.

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[plentystrong]

[ The words super powered chicks kick ass are a balm on her soul, the words turned on... less so. ]

How likely are they to let me know? Cause, I could deal with being known as a "super-powered chick who kicks ass", as long as they keep all that other stuff to themselves.

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[bragnificent]

You'll probably be good as long as you don't read any of the comments. Even I get weirdos, but you learn pretty quick to just tune them out.

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[plentystrong]

Wait, so you're already doing this... tube thing?

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[bragnificent]

A little. I'm on instagram and bwitter a lot more, though. Less effort.