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[legionnaires]

So I need some... pet advice?

It's complicated. She won't listen to me no matter how many times I tell her it's a Halloween costume. How do you explain to your dog that she can't chase kids on the beach in a spider costume?

[ He turns the video to a shot of Kosmo dressed in a spider costume. It looks ridiculous considering Kosmo is much bigger then a normal dog, but also equally as terrifying because just as he keeps the camera trained on her, she teleports out of view. ]

I've tried hiding it but she's smart and finds it every time. I am out of options and I really don't want to see her bounding down the beach again after screaming kids.

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[lasersounds]

Why is she like this? [Except that Lance looks positively delighted at this mischief. Kosmo might have had some help in continually finding that costume.]

[legionnaires]

It's a mystery. She probably thinks it's hilarious.

[lasersounds]

To be fair it is kind of hilarious.

But your dog, man...The things she does.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Maybe she thinks it's a game? Like, every time you hide it, she has to find it and you have to chase her?

[legionnaires]

Great. I'll ask her if it is.

Maybe I should just buy her a new costume.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

She seems attached to that one though. What's wrong with it? She looks cute!

[permavoice | id: kasia nyx]

[iliveidie]

Did you think about destroying the costume? Hard to find something that no longer exists.

[legionnaires]

Yes. I've considered it but she's smart enough to go digging for a new one. I fully expect her to just show up.

[iliveidie]

Then the only option is to not give her the reaction she desires. Though I'm sure that's difficult when she's chasing little ones around.

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[patchricide]

Is it just that costume? You could try dressing her in other things. I've seen quite a few at the pet store.

And this seems like the perfect time of year for one of those dog sweaters!

[legionnaires]

Do you think she needs one with all of her fur?

[ But now he's considering it. Is he about to go down the path of becoming that pet owner? ]

[patchricide]

Listen, I can't say I'm much of a fashionista...

[SHE SAYS, WEARING A GODDAMN GOWN AND JEWELRY AROUND THE HOUSE.]

... but if there's one thing I know? It's that wanting to wear something nice has very little to do with necessity.

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[facilitainted]

Here's how you don't see her chasing kids:

Turn around and don't look. Let her have her fun. She's a dog, right? She's got maybe, a decade more in her? Yeesh, mortal beings.

[legionnaires]

I'm not sure she's... mortal?

[ He's never thought about that before. He's only had her for two years. ]

She's actually more of a cosmic space wolf. Dog just makes it easier to explain.

[facilitainted]

Hm. Okay.

Doesn't change my mind about letting her chase kids. Little more surprised a cosmic space wolf isn't interested in eating them.

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[plentystrong]

A taser should work fine.

[legionnaires]

I'm pretty sure that's animal abuse...

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[pharmaka]

[ Circe tries not to seem too amused, which results in her coming off slightly austere. ]

I could speak to her if you wish.

[legionnaires]

You can speak to animals? I mean she is from space so I don't know how much different that would be.

[pharmaka]

I cannot hold a conversation, per se, but I am able to make animals understand me. Though I have never tried with one from space.

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[pullsheavendown]

[Oh hey, sometimes roommate. Roxas likes you because you're not around all the time forcing him to socialize. This is healthy co-habitation.]

Why not just throw it out?

[legionnaires]

I have thrown it out. I think I'm just going to resign myself to the fact she loves it.

[pullsheavendown]

Really? Did you try—I don't know, throwing it out across town or something?

[Well, if he's already resigned himself to it, maybe he has. Maybe a teleporting dog is just that good at finding it.]

Why does she like it so much?

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[pidgewidgeon]

[ Please excuse Pidge while she just laughs hysterically. Because that is just the best.

Good girl Kosmo. ]

Oh man, she's getting so many treats for that one.

[legionnaires]

Please don't encourage her.