01, text!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ This text post is accompanied by a selfie of Squirrel Girl, who is sitting on the roof of a tall building and giving the camera a peace sign and a big, goofy, buck-toothed grin. A little grey squirrel with a pink bow around her neck is perched on SG's shoulder, and she too is giving a peace sign. Synchronicity! ]

RIGHT, I remember this place! Kind of weird that I had no memory of it when I went back home, NGL that’s a little worrying, but anyway, hi everybody! I’m Squirrel Girl, and this is Tippy-Toe. Nice to meet you! To everyone I met before who is still here, WHAT'S UP MY DUDES I AM *BACK*. To anyone reading this who may be thinking about Doing Crimes, I strongly urge you to reconsider!

I'ma call this next part ‘Things I Have Learned Since the Last Time I Got Stuck in an Alternate Dimension’:

1) time travel? Pretty neat, provided that the space/time continuum doesn't get all janked up! Teaming up with other temporal instances of yourself? Also very neat, A+, would recommend

2) computer science? STILL AMAZING and everybody should learn some basic coding, you’ll be surprised at how often programming can be handy IRL

3) bees can’t fly if their wings are damp, this is surprisingly relevant to fighting crime

4) “Nice Guys” are the worst. Additional, unrelated PSA: do not date Brad (apologies to anyone here named Brad, I’m talking about a superhero truther from another dimension and I'm sure you’re a good dude)

5) Cosplay should never be used for bloodsport

6) Friendship is the greatest superpower of all, but you probably knew that already

I think that just about covers it, and I have to go check if Heropa still gives out free milkshakes to newly-arrived imPorts. Later!

[ And that's it! SQUIRREL GIRL, OUT ]

Comments

Re: text;

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

That’s fair, I can only speak to my own experience. I'm sorry if you had a bad time with it, no pun intended

text;

[hellogoodhigh]

oh no it was a wonderful time up until it wasn't
1960s knew how to party

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

and how to dress, right? idk why people stopped wearing mod fashion, that stuff was mega-cute!

don't get me wrong though, nice era to visit, would NOT want to live there

[hellogoodhigh]

wear it! do what you want! let no fashion laws stop you!

also living there was.... not good. 10 months.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Ohhh man, ouch. Jeez, I'm sorry! I only got stuck for a few weeks. Did you try the whole 'leave messages for your buds in the future via notes written in bricks' thing?

[hellogoodhigh]

Didn't really have time, unfortunately. Was kind of in the middle of a war zone.

Besides, I don't think any of my 'buds' would have noticed.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

ohhhh nooooo you landed in the worst possible part of the 1960s oh no I'm so sorry!

[hellogoodhigh]

At least the disco was nice.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

omg did you get to do some saturday night fever dancin'?

wait was that the 60's or the early 70's?

[hellogoodhigh]

Well it was '68-'69 ish, so, close enough. But definitely had fun at the disco.

[ And met the love of his life there. ]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Aw, I'm glad you got some good dancing in, even if the circumstances weren't great!

[hellogoodhigh]

we should make discos and mod fashion a thing again
let's do it
you and me, we'll start this fashion craze off again

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

omg yes please

I believe in the power of us and our collectively rad fashion sense!

[hellogoodhigh]

hell yeah that's the spirit
let's do it
saturday night fever
know anyone in publishing or just plan on being an influencer by wearing mod fashion in places the paparazzi will find you?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

... y'know, I hadn't actually thought that far ahead?

My plan basically began and ended with 'find some thrift stores, wear rad clothes'

[hellogoodhigh]

i'll talk to a connection at a bar, see if we can get some sort of party off the ground ;)

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Uhhhhh

slight problem, my dude

I'm not 21? Can't get into a bar

[hellogoodhigh]

GASP
A CHILD

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

WOW

W O W

EXCUSE YOU I AM AN ADULT WOMAN, I AM 19 DANG YEARS OLD

[hellogoodhigh]

A!!! CHILD!!!
shit i'm a whole ten years older than you

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

wow

you're like a Capital A Adult!

[hellogoodhigh]

AAAAAAAAAAAA???????
fuck man i'm not an Adult TM, i'm like
no? no. don't look to me in a crisis. look to five. he's like 58. he's way more of an adult that i ever was. am.