maskormenace | 01, text!

[ This text post is accompanied by a selfie of Squirrel Girl, who is sitting on the roof of a tall building and giving the camera a peace sign and a big, goofy, buck-toothed grin. A little grey squirrel with a pink bow around her neck is perched on SG's shoulder, and she too is giving a peace sign. Synchronicity! ]

RIGHT, I remember this place! Kind of weird that I had no memory of it when I went back home, NGL that’s a little worrying, but anyway, hi everybody! I’m Squirrel Girl, and this is Tippy-Toe. Nice to meet you! To everyone I met before who is still here, WHAT'S UP MY DUDES I AM *BACK*. To anyone reading this who may be thinking about Doing Crimes, I strongly urge you to reconsider!

I'ma call this next part ‘Things I Have Learned Since the Last Time I Got Stuck in an Alternate Dimension’:

1) time travel? Pretty neat, provided that the space/time continuum doesn't get all janked up! Teaming up with other temporal instances of yourself? Also very neat, A+, would recommend

2) computer science? STILL AMAZING and everybody should learn some basic coding, you’ll be surprised at how often programming can be handy IRL

3) bees can’t fly if their wings are damp, this is surprisingly relevant to fighting crime

4) “Nice Guys” are the worst. Additional, unrelated PSA: do not date Brad (apologies to anyone here named Brad, I’m talking about a superhero truther from another dimension and I'm sure you’re a good dude)

5) Cosplay should never be used for bloodsport

6) Friendship is the greatest superpower of all, but you probably knew that already

I think that just about covers it, and I have to go check if Heropa still gives out free milkshakes to newly-arrived imPorts. Later!

[ And that's it! SQUIRREL GIRL, OUT ]

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all good points. even the secret hidden meanings behind them. i can't imagine more than one SGs. you been okay back home?

ARCHIE!! MY DUDE!!!!

yeah, I'm good! had a couple rough spots, but nothing I can't handle! How've you been??

sorry to hear that. i'm sure you powered through them with the finesse that only sg can. i'm alright. it's been a while, huh? though i guess it doesn't feel like that for you...

how long HAS it been? on my end it's been like... I want to say a couple months?

tell me it hasn't been decades, I'm not gonna have to start calling you Grandpa Archie am I?