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[hellogoodhigh]

[ Klaus fumbles with his camera, standing outside of a bookstore that seems to have a few new items on display. ]

Uh... guys?

[ He pans over a display of comics that seem to feature... him and his siblings, should anyone actually read them. ]

We have a slight situation here.
So much for the anonymity- Jesus Christ, where did they even get these...

[ Guess who meant to send this as a message to said siblings and instead posted it on the Network? This guy. ]

(( OOC: Just in case there is any confusion, these comics are NOT the real-world Umbrella Academy comics, but an in-universe comic book from the Netflix adaptation. You can see them in Episode 1x03, "Extra Ordinary"))

Comments

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[the_horror]

What the hell, three weeks? So they're new? How come I haven't seen them before?

[hellogoodhigh]

I don't know! I mean, come on, they literally weren't on sale yesterday.

Were they?

... Do you remember?

[the_horror]

I don't remember seeing them myself. Like, not here at least.

[hellogoodhigh]

Okay, cool, so I didn't just miss them.

[ A pause. ]

... I'm buying the entire collection.

[the_horror]

Not that I know of, but ah... do they have a second set of them there? Because I kind of want a new set of my own.

[hellogoodhigh]

.... Okay but we definitely need to sign a whole bunch and put them on TBay.

-- Wait, dammit, we need Diego for that. Can any of us forge his signature?

[the_horror]

That would be fun, but I doubt they'd make much. Come on, these comics were cheesy and weird.

Besides, no Diego. And forging his signature would no doubt go noticed since people would know he wasn't here. Have you met fans yet? They're all knowing.

[hellogoodhigh]

Yeah, no, I try and not read a lot of gossip columns.

[ You know, between the invasive nature they seem to have with Allison's life and his own stints in rehab... ]

Did have someone ask me for an autograph once. Felt like the bad old days.

[the_horror]

Yeah, but it's not even the gossip rags that have information on imPorts. It's literally everything. Someones drawn fanart of me. I was pretty sure we were done with that phase in our lives.

I'm really hoping no one asks for an autograph though. Selfies are so much easier.

[hellogoodhigh]

-- Someone drew fanart of you and you didn't share it?

I'm hurt, Ben. Shocked! Shocked, I say!