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[hellogoodhigh]

[ Klaus fumbles with his camera, standing outside of a bookstore that seems to have a few new items on display. ]

Uh... guys?

[ He pans over a display of comics that seem to feature... him and his siblings, should anyone actually read them. ]

We have a slight situation here.
So much for the anonymity- Jesus Christ, where did they even get these...

[ Guess who meant to send this as a message to said siblings and instead posted it on the Network? This guy. ]

(( OOC: Just in case there is any confusion, these comics are NOT the real-world Umbrella Academy comics, but an in-universe comic book from the Netflix adaptation. You can see them in Episode 1x03, "Extra Ordinary"))

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[numberthree]

[ Allison is just going to give you this face for a moment.

This pained, exasperated, couldn't have just been one of her movies,
and why is that stack of comics so big even. It's all just wrong. That face. ]

[hellogoodhigh]

Could be worse, right? At least it wasn't our Teen Beat Magazine issues....

[ No, nope, he still wants to die. ]

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[stuckintime]

Where the fuck did you get those and why are you broadcasting this to everyone?

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[hellogoodhigh]

Shit, this was supposed to be just for the family, uh-

Hey Five how do I change the settings?

[vanto]

Are those... accurate depictions of your life?

[hellogoodhigh]

..... Can I plead the fifth on this?

[the_horror]

Whoa...

What book store at you at?

[it's a video of him looking interested. Someones going to buy them all. Again.]

[I mean...]

No, this sucks.

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[hellogoodhigh]

Books-A-Billion.

[ He runs his hands down his face, staring in abject horror at the comics. ]

Three week best-seller.

Three weeks.

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[bridalrose]

It’s not all that unlikely, is it? They’ve the means to pull all of these people here, a few books can’t be much more trouble.

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[hellogoodhigh]

Still, why our stuff?

[vanto]

Wouldn't it technically count as an invasion of privacy?

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[pidgewidgeon]

[ Pidge’s face is slightly horrified when she realizes the implications of media from their worlds showing up. Quiznak, what if the Voltron Alliance recruitment videos showed up here? ]

Oh quiznak I hope they don’t start bringing in something from everyone’s world.

[hellogoodhigh]

Well, I hope they do! We shouldn't be the only ones embarrassed by the sins of our spotlight pasts!

Come on, what's your embarrassing secret? Teen magazine interviews? Action figures?

A meme?

[sanguinespell]

Oh, god, if magazines start popping up...

[ she's... not loving the implications of this. ]

[hellogoodhigh]

Yeah, no, if magazines start popping up I'm out.

Some of the interviews we did as kids... [ He visibly shudders. ]

I'm guessing you have the same issue?

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[iminthebook]

Are you okay?

[ have a worried, and curious, looking man peering into the camera, obviously out in rain, currently ]

[hellogoodhigh]

Oh, yeah, great.

Definitely wanted a comic about me and my siblings' lives growing up as superheroes splashed all over this new world.

[ He starts to mutter to himself] Three week best-seller my ass, these weren't even here yesterday...

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[goldtoxicity]

Oh, dude.

[ but like ]

If it's like, bad... you might wanna get on Bwitter and say they're dramatizations or something.

[hellogoodhigh]

Good call.

... What's bwitter?

[ They don't have social media where he's from okay!!]

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[bodilesswarrior]

[Well, that's interesting.]

I'll be polite and not ask which superkid you are.

Depending on how inaccurate those comics are, though, you could probably use this to your advantage.

[hellogoodhigh]

-- Oh yeah, I guess the one thing they did right here was to use our codenames and numbers, huh?

But some of the so-called interviews were bullshit, so definitely going to use that...

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[sleight_of_hand]

[ It's easy. It's too easy, but Adachi can't help but make a sarcastic comment. ]

Wow, is that supposed to be you? Someone took some artistic liberties.

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[hellogoodhigh]

[ Cue that comment going right over Klaus’s head. If that was supposed to be an insult? He’s not biting. ]

I know, right?! I’m much more handsome in person.

Even when I was 13- the art doesn’t do any of just justice.
.....
Well, maybe Five....

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[obediences]

Huh. I'll keep an eye open for them.

[hellogoodhigh]

Why would you want to?

Planning on reliving the embarrassment?