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[drivesadesk]

[Jonathan comes up on screen, standing at a desk. His communication device is angled down, catching what appears to be some kind of selfie stick that he's attached it to in order to catch both him and the desk. That he's apparently put on his driveway? Weird. He looks serious. Almost somber.]

So I just want to say, that now that we know what we know, I understand that I may have made a terrible mistake donating my shoes. I understand now that such a breach in reality could pose a risk to this universe as we know it, and that was terribly irresponsible of me. That said, I feel I should share some information about the items brought in from my world. Those new clothes from that fashion designer in Maurtia Falls? Yeah, those are fine. They're just clothes. Those outfits are actually really popular on my home planet. Wear them if you want.

Then there's one other thing brought in from my planet.

[Suddenly, the somber expression becomes a grin, and he starts driving the desk forward.]

Seriously, I regret donating those shoes but this is so much fun!

[Text - Private to Jacob Taylor and Jaime Reyes]

On a more serious note, I found information on the Jeopardy nuclear power plant. I thought I should share it.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[Jacob is about to say something comforting, but then-]

Are you driving a desk?

[Focus, Jacob. He switches to PRIVATE]

All right. What did you find out? And how?

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[drivesadesk]

I am, yes. Or I was. I stopped driving when I sent you the text. Shouldn't text and drive, you know.

And I think this is the sort of thing we should talk about in person. Don't know who could access this later if it's on the network.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Works for me. Just give me a place and I'll fly over there and meet you.

[Jacob smiles a little.]

And I guess you'll drive there.

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[drivesadesk]

Actually, why don't I come to meet you? The Aegis base should be secure, right?

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Works for me. HQ is always secure, and I'm already there anyway. August at the security desk will be expecting you when you arrive.

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[drivesadesk]

I'll head over right away!

[Action Spam]

[He leaves to go meet Jacob immediately, and once he arrives, he goes straight to the security desk, giving them his name.]

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[youarespecial]

Did I miss something?

Also, remind me to buy more of those suits.

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[drivesadesk]

You did, yes. There was this thing where we could donate things from our world, so I donated my shoes, and then stuff from the worlds of everyone who donated started showing up. Like my desk. And those outfits.

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[youarespecial]

Does this kind of thing happen often?

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[drivesadesk]

First time that's ever happened. This place is full of surprises!

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[youarespecial]

If nothing else, this saves me from having to dress like a human too.

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[khajidont]

Thanks for reaching out. That is the sort of thing we gotta share.

I'm guessing this is more of an in-person kind of deal though, right?

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[drivesadesk]

It is, yeah. You have somewhere secure we can meet?

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[khajidont]

Yeah. Meet me in front of the Hall. Justice League HQ. I'll let you in.

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[drivesadesk]

I'll be right there.

[Action Spam]

And he was. It isn't long before Jonathan is standing outside the building, waiting to be let in.

[khajidont]

When Jaime meets him outside, it's in plainclothes; like this, he doesn't look any different from any other ordinary college student, unremarkable enough that he could easily fade into a crowd. He waves at Jonathan with a small smile of welcome and gestures for him to come inside, scanning his own tattoo at the entrance and punching in a code to allow for a guest.

"Hey. Thanks for coming. Come on - we can talk in the conference room. The only other person getting in there right now is Batman."

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[glowsferatu]

Having seen the styles in discussion, I find the fashions of thy world leave much to be desired.

[ Hitting on certain topics too often is absolutely too telling for her identity, but some things just need to be said. ]

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[drivesadesk]

I don't know. I think I look pretty sexy in the black version of the outfit.

dang i lost track of this

[glowsferatu]

I imagine that the suit hath little to do with that. A more flattering manner of dress could achieve the same effect for thee to a higher exponent.

[drivesadesk]

Awww, are you saying I'm sexy no matter what I wear? Thanks!

[glowsferatu]

[ I mean, sure. Most imPorts are unreasonably good looking, even if they aren't to her tastes. He probably counts for people into human men. Well, human men disguises, who knows where they might fall with his real face. Aliens like the two of them still get lucky sometimes. ]

That is a not invalid reading of my statement, so I will allow it. I have little personal investment in that quality of thine. Someone who placeth more weight on it may enjoy seeing thee in an outfit less drab.

[ As if the disguise she's been wearing the last five months weren't just black robes. ]

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[pidgewidgeon]

Is that a desk? Are you driving it? Can I try??

[ She's basically bouncing in place as she's speaking. ]

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[drivesadesk]

Yes and yes! As long as you don't crash it into anything. It's not too fast, though. I'm sure you'll be fine.

[pidgewidgeon]

I can fix that! I made a near light speed engine, I can totally soup up a desk to get it to go faster.

[drivesadesk]

Oh? Yes! I mean, it doesn't need to be near light speed...although a near light speed ship would be great, but...yes!