21. Can't Talk, I'm A Little Horseradish

[continuousgroaning]

i have so many questions????

like does this have something to do with all the weird animals appearing

will the horses themselves explode because uh, if so we'll be having issues, unless they're horse robots and even then that seems like a waste

and are there two horse-sized men or 1,000 man-sized horses

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[namesaquestion]

all it nneds is a horn an its a rapidash doing lke

flame wheel or sumthing

[continuousgroaning]

oh my gosh

what if one of the horses is a robot horse on fire and some of them are real

my brain needs to stop going to these terrible places!!!

[namesaquestion]

id go see that

even if its not a rapidash]

[continuousgroaning]

i just don't want any horses to get hurt

and "eruption" is a word that doesn't give me much hope

[by_candlelight]

Nope.

[continuousgroaning]

so much

also why is it at 3:24 AM

i want to watch it just to see what it is but not if I have to stay up that late

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[marxionette]

Do we need to rescue them?

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[continuousgroaning]

i'm trying to find other sources before I just go charging in there

but I can't find any

BSPN doesn't seem to be a real network

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[marxionette]

So it's all fake?

[ PLEASE LET IT BE FAKE ]

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[continuousgroaning]

looks like it!! the whole website is a joke

I guess i get too easily taken in by horses, no matter wht the context is

[honeybadgered]

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do u know if someone named emma frost is here

[continuousgroaning]

not that I know of

[honeybadgered]

cool it’s probably fine then

[continuousgroaning]

dare I ask who emma frost is???

[pidgewidgeon]

Do you want me to look into it?

[continuousgroaning]

please do

i can't find anything about it aside from the one Bweet but I could be searching wrong

1/2

[pidgewidgeon]

Give me a few.

2/2

[pidgewidgeon]

[ It takes Pidge about 15 minutes to check into the Bweet and the website that the link goes to and to get back to Tina ]

Good news: It's a parody site. No horses will be harmed.

[continuousgroaning]

oh!!

well, that's a relief

though looking at it now it seems pretty obvious...

text; un: Julian Delphiki | Bean

[justlittle]

...Is this what qualifies for entertainment in America?

[continuousgroaning]

honestly there IS some pretty weird stuff on tv

like this one reality show where people, like, eat bugs and stuff for the camera

but none of them involve potentially hurting horses

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[livethecreed]

Is it typical to advertise something that happens at 3:24am?

[ This world continuously confuses him ]

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[continuousgroaning]

not really, which is why I'm wondering if this is real or not

usually tv programs start on the hour or half-hour, not 24 minutes past the hour

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[livethecreed]

I do not believe I've seen anything advertised for that early in the morning.

This may be someone's idea of a joke.

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[continuousgroaning]

i'm not sure who's even awake and watching tv at that time of night

unless you can't sleep or work the night shift, i guess

and even then, "horse eruption" doesn't sound like something you'd want to watch to help fall asleep