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[pocketfulof]

[The video opens up on a very unamused looking Will Solace.]

So. Back from camp--definitely different herding a bunch of regular kids instead of demigods. Less stabbiing and limb loss...But I'm back and, apparently, we have a new local chain.

[Cue a camera pan up above Will's head where one can make out a sign that reads 'Tiny Caligula's Italian Pizzeria. ]

I have some concerns.

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[rebelhealer]

What kind of concerns?

[He's not up on his ancient Roman history.]

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[goodtobebad]

[ Ohhhh that sounds like something Crowley would've come up with. Damn whoever thought of it first! ]

It's not authentic if they don't offer orgies three nights a week.

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[ambasciatore]

Let me go find the worlds smallest fiddle to play.

Please tell me there's a rival pizza chain involving Nero.

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[by_candlelight]

If Caligula is so tiny, how does he reach the oven? [ Thinking Emoji. ]

[lesterzeppelin]

[ It takes Apollo a while to reply to this, and when he does, it's with a world-weary sigh- ]

Too soon, sonshine.

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[stlg13bomber]

Isn't that...isn't that the Roman guy who did all that weird stuff? [He remembers some pulp novels that he sorta wished he hadn't read that went into detail about Caligula. And his wives and girlfriends and mistresses and such.]