video;

[pocketfulof]

[The video opens up on a very unamused looking Will Solace.]

So. Back from camp--definitely different herding a bunch of regular kids instead of demigods. Less stabbiing and limb loss...But I'm back and, apparently, we have a new local chain.

[Cue a camera pan up above Will's head where one can make out a sign that reads 'Tiny Caligula's Italian Pizzeria. ]

I have some concerns.

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[by_candlelight]

If Caligula is so tiny, how does he reach the oven? [ Thinking Emoji. ]

[pocketfulof]

This sounds like the set up to a really bad joke...

[by_candlelight]

Even better. It's a shitpost.

[pocketfulof]

Amazing. You got any other zingers up your sleeve?

[by_candlelight]

That depends. How amenable are you to dick jokes about long dead emperors?

[pocketfulof]

Go for it. Where I'm from he's not exactly uh...dead. Unfortunately.

[by_candlelight]

I am totally not comfortable with making dick jokes about long not-dead emperors.

Gotta ask. How's the dude not dead?