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[plentystrong]

[ Hello, it's your unfriendly neighborhood catgirl again. She's looking at the camera with an incredibly smug look on her face. You just know she's up to something. ]

So... was anybody gonna tell me today is a holiday? No? What's that, you didn't know?

Well, turns out it's a very special day in honor of me. That's right, it's International Cat Day. And, this is just my personal very humble opinion, but I really think to properly celebrate you should all do exactly what I say today.

Just saying, if you love cats, that is definitely what you should do.

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[hatestrashcans]

If she doesn't do the damn dishes I vote for pushing her off to see.

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[lootsnshoots]

Now I can't endorse that course of action for you more traditionally mortal folks. But. Y'know. I get the feeling.

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[hatestrashcans]

If she threatens to cut my hands off, I can threaten to throw her off a building. Fair is fair.

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[lootsnshoots]

Can't argue with that. But in my experience? If people are into mutilation as punishment, they get super pissed if you toss that ball back at them. Threaten to dock her tail. Does she have a tail?

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[hatestrashcans]

I don't care if she's mad. She lives like a fucking six year old. I'm a 17-year old boy, I should not be the one with housekeeping standards here!

I'm not going to dock her tail, what the f. That's speciesist. I'm going to push her off a building the same way I would a human being. Besides, they need their tails for balance.

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[lootsnshoots]

That's the entire point of a good threat, kid.