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[plentystrong]

[ Hello, it's your unfriendly neighborhood catgirl again. She's looking at the camera with an incredibly smug look on her face. You just know she's up to something. ]

So... was anybody gonna tell me today is a holiday? No? What's that, you didn't know?

Well, turns out it's a very special day in honor of me. That's right, it's International Cat Day. And, this is just my personal very humble opinion, but I really think to properly celebrate you should all do exactly what I say today.

Just saying, if you love cats, that is definitely what you should do.

Comments

[codeoracle]

I don't think that's how today works.

Plenty of cats around, it wouldn't be fair to just listen to one.

[plentystrong]

Okay, but I'm not just a cat, I'm a cat person and therefore I win.

[codeoracle]

Still pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I have my own cats to listen to.

[plentystrong]

Can everyone here talk to cats?

[codeoracle]

I talk to them, doesn't mean they talk back.

Wait...have you met others that actually can? Ohhh I wonder what my cats actually think. It's not like it was with Mona where we could all hear him...

[plentystrong]

They probably think you're stupid and you look weird.

[codeoracle]

Wow. Rude.

My cats love me.

[plentystrong]

How do you know?

[codeoracle]

They greet me when I come home. And curl up with me when I sleep.

[plentystrong]

So they like food and warmth. Big deal.

[codeoracle]

I don't feed them when I come home? They usually have two hours before food time.

And there are three other people they could be curling up with, you know.