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[ Hello, it's your unfriendly neighborhood catgirl again. She's looking at the camera with an incredibly smug look on her face. You just know she's up to something. ]

So... was anybody gonna tell me today is a holiday? No? What's that, you didn't know?

Well, turns out it's a very special day in honor of me. That's right, it's International Cat Day. And, this is just my personal very humble opinion, but I really think to properly celebrate you should all do exactly what I say today.

Just saying, if you love cats, that is definitely what you should do.

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Will I get anything out of the science?

Dunno. Guess that depends on whether or not you spin in place, hovering over the ground for eternity or not.

Yeah, definitely not going to do that.

What, spin in place? 'Coz there's only one way to find out!

There's nothing to find out, I just told you!

Here we are, standin' at the precipice of expanding human knowledge, and you're holdin' back?

Considering it's me, specifically, who's at the precipice, yeah.

Why don't you jump?

Because I'm a robotman, not a catman.

But I have done a loooooooooot of jumping, believe me.

Have you been talking to Riptide lately? Has he set you up to this? Or are robotmen annoying on principle?

No, no, and it's called "charm."

Whatever. Same thing to me, really.

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