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[ Hello, it's your unfriendly neighborhood catgirl again. She's looking at the camera with an incredibly smug look on her face. You just know she's up to something. ]

So... was anybody gonna tell me today is a holiday? No? What's that, you didn't know?

Well, turns out it's a very special day in honor of me. That's right, it's International Cat Day. And, this is just my personal very humble opinion, but I really think to properly celebrate you should all do exactly what I say today.

Just saying, if you love cats, that is definitely what you should do.

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Wouldn't you like to be a man of your word as well?

Look at you, trying to lead me down a dark path. That's cute.

I'm just pointing out facts. Nothing dark about it.

You make it hard for me to deny you. [She's too much like Ahsoka.]

So don't.

I need to do what's right by you.

... seriously?

It's the father in me.

And whose father are you supposed to be? 'Cause you're not mine.

Oh I have two kids. Well, three if you could the one I more or less adopted.

Congrats on your reproduction?

Thanks! It was a surprise.

Whoa! Too much information!

Was it? Sorry. But they were good surprises. [He sighs softly.]

That's very heartwarming and all, but how do I get you to shut up?

Oh you want me to shut up? Why didn't you say so?

I just did!

I must be hard of hearing. I thought you wanted to hear more.

Yeah, better get those tiny ears checked out.

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