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[mofi]

[ Your device chimes as soon as his face pops up on your screen.

He's showered before this. Hair combed, it naturally falls into a part. His face is clean of dirt and grime. All that sits on his face is a contemptuous smile and it really accentuates his other defined features. All big blue eyes, sharp nose, and those lips. ]

Okay, before I get started, has anyone met me before? [ His voice is low and it crackles. ] Because I'm not that person so whatever we had before, we don't have now. Oh! And if anyone else asks to do a selfie with me, I am going to shove that phone so far up your ass that your teeth will be vibrating whenever someone texts you.

Anyway, other than that, what's up?

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[made_up_names]

Wow. Isn't that a little extreme, dude?

[mofi]

No, actually, I feel like that's pretty tame. [ Considering he was about to get lynched by a mob of angry teenagers where he had come from. ]

[made_up_names]

[ Fair, but also. ]

People probably don't mean it, dude. I had a couple people recognize me, which was super weird but not like world ending.

[mofi]

Here I thought we were talking about me shoving a cellphone up someone's ass. I'm just giving everyone a heads up. I don't need people expecting me to be a certain way.

I am my own way.

[ He is very dramatic, you see. Very dramatic. ]

[made_up_names]

We were? ... Are you doing that just for selfies then?

[ Because he thought the recognition also deserved phone assing. Mr. Drama Man. ]

[mofi]

I had people come at me in hordes asking to take pictures with them. Fucking over it. I was apparently in some dumbass TV show.

[hatestrashcans]

6/10 introduction, needs more swearing.

Also I think it'd be hard to shove a phone up an ass. Down the throat would be easier.

[mofi]

That's better then average so I'll take it.

Going up the poop shoot will probably hurt more.

[hatestrashcans]

Yes, but you have to consider the pain-to-effort ratio.

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[mysterioisthetruth]

Charming.

[His tone is wry - and yes, he is in costume right now, although currently no fishbowl helmet.]

But I know well the issue of people thinking I'm someone they know.

[mofi]

[ His smirk goes up into his eyes. A beat later and Murphy's expression changes.] What the hell are you wearing?

[mysterioisthetruth]

This is what true superheroes wear.

[mofi]

Good thing I'm not trying to be a hero.

[mysterioisthetruth]

With your attitude, that's probably for the best.

[mofi]

Just because you wear a stupid costume, doesn't mean you're some superhero.

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[leatherboots]

[ Good thing someone now understands what selfies are, otherwise that threat would be so very lost on Rupert. He smiles benignly. ]

You shouldn't threaten the network with a good time like that, [ He says, his razor sharp German accent clear through the video feed. ] Someone might take you up on it.

[mofi]

And then I guess I will just have to provide.

[leatherboots]

Fair warning, you may find you enjoy it less than they do. There are all manner of strange fellows here, you know.

[mofi]

[ Murphy wouldn't actually know if he'd enjoy it less or not. ] I guess I'll find out.

[leatherboots]

And what's so terrible about selfies, anyway? Some of the filters are rather fun.

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[prophesiedone]

You're a delight. [In case he doesn't know.] I'm heartbroken.

[Said in the flattest voice ever.]

[mofi]

Are you one of those people who like foreign objects up their asshole?

And I know I'm a delight. Thanks for noticing. [ Murphy smiles contemptuously. ]

[prophesiedone]

Not particularly.

How old are you anyway? [He is getting rebellious teen vibes from this one.]

[mofi]

But a little bit? [ Murphy's brows knit together, it makes the skin between them wrinkle. ] Why does that matter? I'm seventeen.

[prophesiedone]

Not at all. [Then again, what can hurt more than what he endures in the near future?] It just makes sense.