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[detectivedwloki]

My name is Detective Loki. I've been observing the network for a few days since I've arrived and it does seem that these kidnappings are a regular occurance. Yet most people are taking it in their stride and settling in to a new life.

I have some questions for you.

How long have you been here?

Do you have any information on how or why you have been brought here, apart from the files we are given and the official story?

What unusual incidents have you witnessed while you have been here?

I can be contacted through my private line or here at any time, day or night.

[Considering the God of Mischief Loki has also just arrived, this may seem very suspicious. Twice as suspicious that this face is Mysterio's, just without the beard and with a new haircut. People may suspect he is either.]

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[helpdesk_hero]

[Seriously? Can his life let up for a little bit?]

Calls itself Loki, looks like Beck. Either way, something tells me you're a headache. Seriously, Quentin, this is the new ploy? I'm not laughing.

[detectivedwloki]

I beg your pardon?

[helpdesk_hero]

Seriously, did you think a shave and a haircut would be enough, Quentin? Just stay away from Peter.

[detectivedwloki]

Sir, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[hatestrashcans]

Um...

Wow, this is weird.

[detectivedwloki]

What is? You'll have to be more specific, sir.

[hatestrashcans]

[ That's new. He likes being called 'sir'. ]

You look like someone else here. He's an asshole.

[detectivedwloki]

Do I? Who would that be? You gotta name?

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[made_up_names]

[ REALLY? Beck, please, he doesn’t believe that for a moment. ]

Okay you got like five seconds to prove you’re not an asshole.

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[detectivedwloki]

How does anyone prove that?

[made_up_names]

By not shaving your beard off and expecting me to believe you’re some new person?

[detectivedwloki]

Listen, sir. I think you have me confused with somebody else.

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[usaf]

[ One of these days, Carol will learn to use the internet better. Well enough, in fact, to check the previous replies to a post before commenting herself.

Today is not that day. ]

This is an interesting move, Beck. What are you hoping to gain by claiming to be someone else?

[detectivedwloki]

Seems a lot of people know this Beck character. I assure you, ma'am. I'm not him.

[usaf]

[ Okay, what? ]

You could've fooled me. You look just like him.

[ But their manner of speaking is just different enough that Carol believes him. ]

Are you his brother or something?

[detectivedwloki]

I don't have any siblings.

Seems to be just a coincidence.

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[justlittle]

[ Bean has an alert set up for new network posts. And a keen enough eye to recognize his own living room in the background of one.

Looks like there's a new housemate.

Rather than answer via the Net, Bean just goes downstairs. Have an unassuming ten year old, wearing clothes that are too large for him, with the sleeves rolled up. ]

You're new. I'll answer your questions.

[detectivedwloki]

Oh, hi there... I didn't know anyone was home.

[Loki looks his roommate over, wondering where his parents are.]

[justlittle]

[ They're in hiding, on another world. So nowhere near here. ]

The others are still out. But I'm off work on the weekends. [ As a teacher who only teaches one class, he only works Monday-Thursday. ]

I take it you just got here?

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[ambasciatore]

Another Loki? Any relation or does it just... happens to be your name?

[detectivedwloki]

It's just my name. Unrelated to any gods. Mischief or otherwise.

[ambasciatore]

That's unfortunate.

[ Sorry Loki. ]

I've been here for a while. I think I've lost track of the time but it's not been an enormous amount of time. Maybe two years?

[mofi]

Detective Loki my ass.

[detectivedwloki]

I beg your pardon?

[mofi]

Are you right in the head?