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[detectivedwloki]

Who here works with law enforcement or is a qualified cop or a detective? Or maybe you were and they gave you some ridiculous job instead.

I need to know what job opportunities there are in this area. I want to get officially back to my work as a detective.

Currently, I'm located in Jeopardy but I'm originally from Pennsylvania so Maurtia Falls would also be of interest. I want to know what positions are available, in any of the Porter cities.

Thank you for your time and attention.

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[killtime]

[ Dryly, again: ]

And I used to do black ops. So we're all fucking slumming it here, aren't we.

[detectivedwloki]

Surely they should cater more appropriately for our particular skills. They say they want heroes but then put them in odd jobs. Doesn't make a lot of sense.

What else is going on here?

[killtime]

Should they? It's not like we can just go back home if we hate our jobs. They don't have to give us shit. We're stuck here either way.

[detectivedwloki]

But why wouldn't they want to put our best skills to good use? And on top of that they give us special powers?

I hardly need those extra investigative powers for making locks.

[killtime]

Maybe they gave you special powers. I came with mine.

Who knows what the Porter fucking wants. It brings in as many assholes as hero-types. Maybe it's just dicking around.

[detectivedwloki]

I'm just a regular human being. But there are all sorts of people here - and not people but talking animals and creatures you'd usually only see in nightmares.

If it hadn't gone on for so long with mundane everyday life in between, I would be thinking this was an actual nightmare.

[killtime]

Still could be. You try pinching yourself yet?

[detectivedwloki]

Obviously, it's not that simple.

There are other possibilities. Brainwashing. Hallucinations.

But sometimes you have to accept the truth, no matter how impossible it may seem to be.

[killtime]

Obviously.

[ Dryly: ]

If you get bored with overthinking this shit, the Falls is a cesspit. Won't say no to having another competent officer around.

[detectivedwloki]

I will come and see what they need to hire me there.

[killtime]

Sure. Have fun.