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[crassidy]

plenty of us been here a long arse time and had time to settle emselves

so heres the most important question taht the import goss sites can never get right: who’s shacked up w who theses days? askin for ttly legit reasons and not at all for personal fanfic purposes

i need canon ships only, none of this wishful thinkin or fan faves or queer baits. one off dates, long term partnrs, livin together types, all of it

Comments

[crassidy]

thers a whole bloody love story to tell
of a nestin bird n his dark prince

[nightmarist]

i consumed his heart from the inside and laid claim to his soul i mean that's all there is to it really

[crassidy]

brilliant. romantic as shite. or cannibalism. mayb both

[nightmarist]

it's only cannibalism if you're the same species

[crassidy]

shite fair point. otherwise id be a caniibal too.
wait so is he the freaky alien or r u?

[nightmarist]

he's an alien and i'm the greywaren

[ It remains highly strange to just say that to people. ]

[crassidy]

cause that ttly makes sense
selfish move tho. took 2 good lads off teh market

[nightmarist]

[ It doesn't make sense to Ronan, either. ]

what do you mean off the market

[crassidy]

o ur not? im ur fans everywhre will rejoice

[nightmarist]

idk about the fans i mean i'm still not accepting female applicants

[crassidy]

but there r applications? where do we fil this out? askin for a friend

[nightmarist]

oh mr cassidy

[crassidy]

😘

[nightmarist]

you know where to find me

[crassidy]

as if u evr leave
oi the unicorn stil there somplace?

[nightmarist]

i don't think henrietta has eaten him yet

[crassidy]

omg!!
ur so mean to me :(

[nightmarist]

it's the circle of life

[crassidy]

cept wen ur immortal its less a circle n more just a rly long strait line w a few wiggles in it