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[crassidy]

plenty of us been here a long arse time and had time to settle emselves

so heres the most important question taht the import goss sites can never get right: who’s shacked up w who theses days? askin for ttly legit reasons and not at all for personal fanfic purposes

i need canon ships only, none of this wishful thinkin or fan faves or queer baits. one off dates, long term partnrs, livin together types, all of it

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[flightforfreedom]

okay well i have a list

for reasons that are definitely not fanfic related

wait do you want living together and used to date but then one of them ported out and then the other one started dating someone else but then they came back and they still live together but aren’t dating

or just

they make out and live together

2/2

[flightforfreedom]

also please tell me you haven’t suddenly joined the paparazzi

[hatestrashcans]

I am so confused.

[crassidy]

by which bit??

[leatherboots]

Are you quite sure you don't want to hear about my wishful thinking?

[crassidy]

i do. but only cuz its u

[nightmarist]

you know

[crassidy]

but mayb i wanna hear the whimsicl tale from the birds beak

[psychophilia]

4 real?

[crassidy]

idk wat part of this is surprsing to u

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[mofi]

what the hell
r u going on about

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[crassidy]

bout couples m8. its rly not that hard to grasp

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[giveaway]

I'm dating Batman

[crassidy]

the batman? jfc is he lookin for a(nother) bf? can u put in a good word?

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[goodtobebad]

🐍 ❤️ 👼 🏠 👨‍👨‍👦

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[crassidy]

nd how long u been here for al that?

[usaf]

I understood...
So little of what you just said.

But apparently Peter Parker is dating some kid named Marco now.

[ This is what Carol's life has become. Gossiping about the love lives of 17 year olds. ]

[crassidy]

y is no 1 understandin wat im puttin out?! im typin bloody english here

[therewillbeorder]

That's rather personal information to ask so publically.

[crassidy]

no diff than the gossip online evry day. this just a safe space for improts to discuss r own ships, rather than natives always gettin it wrong

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[mostlyprofessional]

Nathan Drake and Elena Fisher are engaged.

[her best friend!! they will get such good bachelor/ette parties from her since she was too heartbroken to do it when they got married in her world!!]

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[crassidy]

ooh they got a date plannd??

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[melodramagic]

that just sounds kind of
creepy
stalker-ish?

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[crassidy]

just askin for publc knowlede
itd be more creepy if i posted up all teh known couples w/out sayin anythng

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[dragony]

but if we say it, then they *will* get it right.
it almost seems a shame to sink the other ships by confirming one.

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[crassidy]

i wont tell em if u wont
this info is just for us imports to lord over each othr lol

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[youarespecial]

What the fuck is fanfic?

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[crassidy]

fiction writen by fans m8
usually bout popular media or imports
often sexy

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[slapfight]

[okay here's the thing. Peridot gets EXACTLY what you're putting down here, but there's one thing that's confusing her.]

You can ship real people?? I could have been pairing off my friends to showcase their best potential as a unit, and I didn't know!

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[crassidy]

course u can! get them pals hooked up!

[thetrueeve]

How about you start! Who are you shacking up with?

[crassidy]

its only fair i spose
well i got me a fancy fella i no from back home. been togethr a fair few months now despite some ups and downs. u no how it goes

LATE WITH SBUX

[mortalweapon]

You and I?

[ She might be teasing. Robot humor. ]

i'll take a frapp ty

[crassidy]

o shite have we been datin all this time?! omg im the worst bf :(

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[golisolation]

[This is probably the only time he's gonna mention this, and it's only because he likes Cass.]

ya boi got married
apparently

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[crassidy]

holy feck congratz m8
back home or here??

[khajidont]

Me

And it's awesome for the record I highly recommend it

[crassidy]

ur in a relationship w urself?
or ur hand?