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[crassidy]

plenty of us been here a long arse time and had time to settle emselves

so heres the most important question taht the import goss sites can never get right: who’s shacked up w who theses days? askin for ttly legit reasons and not at all for personal fanfic purposes

i need canon ships only, none of this wishful thinkin or fan faves or queer baits. one off dates, long term partnrs, livin together types, all of it

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[mofi]

what the hell
r u going on about

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[crassidy]

bout couples m8. its rly not that hard to grasp

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[mofi]

canon ships fan faves queer baits
whats that shit about
and why do u wanna know

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[crassidy]

i told u. for ttly legit reasons and definitly not for fanfic. duh
sometimes a fella just wants to hear about what love is in the air u no? gets a guy hopeful

[mofi]

what.is.fanfic
canon ships
queer baits
???
and thats sappy as fuck dude

[crassidy]

am i gonna hav to write a fukcn glossary for my posts next time??
fanfiction is stories writtn by fans on their fave shit. ppl like writin about imports and their weird relatonships
canon ships r relationshps that are real and proven. like ur mum and me
queer bait is just baitin queers with fake content
and fuck u i am sappy as fuck

[mofi]

yes a fuckin glossary would be nice
thats weird as hell
ppl writing stories about u
what
so ur like living vykariously thru ppl

[ Spelling and grammar, Murphy is bad at both. ]

[crassidy]

[Between them they might one day type a proper sentence.]

idk m8 its just a thng folks do
o i no! go on impornfic.net n search ur name or a frends name

[mofi]

must be fuckin bored
am i gonna read some kinky shit

[crassidy]

mmmmmmmmmaybe

[mofi]

but i rlly hate reading

[crassidy]

o god same tbh. get somone in ur house to read some out to u. sexy narratin

[mofi]

i dont want anyone in this house
fuckn near me

[crassidy]

alllright
spose i could forgo me dislik for reading n read some 4 u. we can get stoned and narrate sexy fics

[mofi]

hey
good idea
when u in the mood to get ur sexy voice going on

[crassidy]

all the time. pop ovr later if u want. we aint got a spare room rn but if u need to crash on teh couch u can

[mofi]

thnx
i may take you up on that offer

[crassidy]

u gotta bring beer tho. or othr booze
wait r u old enuff to buy it?

[mofi]

im not 21
but i can get someone
2 get me beer
ill need ur adres

[crassidy]

or just steal it. idc
just get ur arse over to MF #2 wen u can

[hatestrashcans]

Why did I do this?

[crassidy]

u were warned

[hatestrashcans]

Curse my curiosity.

How do they come up with this stuff? I want to murder Quentin, not... ugh. This is even worse than back home.

[bodilesswarrior]

...Yeah, okay, that's probably worse than being shipped with Bruce Wayne.

[BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE]

[hatestrashcans]

Aw, now I'm disappointed nobody's shipping me with Bruce Wayne.