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[crassidy]

plenty of us been here a long arse time and had time to settle emselves

so heres the most important question taht the import goss sites can never get right: who’s shacked up w who theses days? askin for ttly legit reasons and not at all for personal fanfic purposes

i need canon ships only, none of this wishful thinkin or fan faves or queer baits. one off dates, long term partnrs, livin together types, all of it

Comments

[leatherboots]

Do you remember that Lestat fellow? Never met him personally but he was simply divine to look at. I always fancied that he'd be game for it but now it will forever remain an unknowable mystery. Our filthy union exists only in my wildest fantasies.

[crassidy]

i remembr him! handsome lad. never got into those pants meself neither. sigh :(

[leatherboots]

Alas! Such sad frustration. I do not think I've seen anyone of his like since.

[crassidy]

yeh its not like theres any other sexy vampires :(

[leatherboots]

You are, of course, maddeningly sexy and far more fun than he ever could have been, I'm sure, but he DID have that gorgeous blonde hair. We shall have to find you a wig.

[crassidy]

long blonde locks? i mean shite love id wear 1 just to keep u happy

[leatherboots]

Promises, promises.

[crassidy]

buy me a wig sweetcheeks

[leatherboots]

Really? You'll regret saying that. You shouldn't give me this much leeway.

[crassidy]

i giev u free rein m8. all teh leeway

[leatherboots]

I suppose I've got it in writing now, haven't I? Legally binding and watertight.

[crassidy]

ill sign it to hang on

[Attached is an image of what looks like a drunken scrawl that might be his name. Seems like a legit enough signature.]

[leatherboots]

Oh Mr Cassidy, you are in trouble now...

[crassidy]

just dont sign me up to any dodgy shite ok

[leatherboots]

No, you'd enjoy it too much.

[crassidy]

lol to right i would
u no me so well bb

[leatherboots]

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[ BABY'S FIRST EMOJI ]

[crassidy]

im so turned on rn
🍆💦

[leatherboots]

Your vegetable is leaking.

[hampire]

clearly you're not looking in the right places

[leatherboots]

Oh you think so? I make it my business to look very hard indeed.

[hampire]

Do you? With a focus on 'how many vampires can I offend while doing so'?

[leatherboots]

Oh how disgracefully rude of me. You're quite right to take offense, of course. I submit myself to your punishment! Please teach me what a grave and foolish error I've made.

[hampire]

begging skills: C+

[leatherboots]

Ah, it's been a while since I've prostrated myself in public, it's true. Begging doesn't come naturally to me.