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maskormenace2019-09-20 08:24 pm
maskormods) wrote in maskormenace2019-09-20 08:24 pm
THE MAJORITY REPORT: SEPTEMBER 20TH, 2019
BAWKTOBERFEST
As seen in De Chima local newspapers:
The popular Frank's Stein beer garden was celebrating the beginning of fall with its annual pumpkin beer tap takeover when the festivities were interrupted by a large flock of chickens swarming the premises. Witnesses reported an odd "warping" in the air before approximately fifty chickens swarmed the venue. Following the abrupt cancellation of the event, the chickens were brought to a local veterinarian's office for examination.
DON'T BE LEFT OUTSIDER
As seen on Bwitter and other social media:
The #CultOfTheOutsider is making a fan-zine!
Have you been to that strange place in your dreams? Seen the odd rocks, looked into the nothingness, the bits and pieces left from some other world? Have you seen the whales floating in the sky? Have you been one of the lucky and blessed ones to even speak to the Outsider himself?
We're accepting submissions of people's encounters with of what is supposedly called "the Void". We're especially interested in conversations with the Outsider, as right now we're lacking in those!
Writing, art, comics, poetry, are all accepted as long as they're based on what you actually saw or experienced - NON-FICTION ONLY. Please don't disrespect us by submitting speculation or fictional accounts. This is an unpaid opportunity - we'll be holding a Fund Me Pls campaign later to get it printed. But who wouldn't want to honor the Outsider by joining in?
∞ ∞ ∞
As heard in whispers on forgotten electronics and the gaps between your music:
Disseminating. Disseminating. Trust is a difficult thing in our day and age. Connections are too risky. Too long a connection and who knows who might listen in. Bursts and static. Make them trust each other since we can't trust them. Put them all together and who knows what they'll make. Hopefully enough. Hopefully enough.
Disseminating in 4...8...6...5...
EARTH BELOW US DRIFTING FALLING
As heard on talk shows and comedy parodies across the nation:
The "hexacuboid earth" theory is gaining traction thanks to one of it's major celebrities, football star 'Wyerie' recently going missing. "He was eaten by hexacuboid bigfoot," one of his supporters claim, but there has been no corroborating evidence. Hexacuboid Earth claims that instead of a spherical planet, the Earth is actually a multi-dimensional cube that is hurtling through other objects at the speed of light. They claim this explains all the weird occurrences and appearances that have been happening.
"Do not be alarmed," their self-appointed spokesperson Jefferson Jammery told reporters. "The Hexacuboid causes all sorts of optical illusions to make us believe that the world isn't the way it actually is. Like that weird moon thing a month ago. Just a hologram! It's all just holograms. We're all perfectly safe and nothing is wrong."
CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from BASIC BLACK to GHOSTLY GRAY because it's spooky season.
The Majority Report comes out the 10th of every month. You may find details and submit here. The cut-off time is 12:01 AM PST on the 9th.
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He's not.
He's more interested in that cryptic nonsense - as someone who often spouts cryptic nonsense. ]
If someone is listening in, I wonder what they've found out, sifting through the flotsam and jetsam of the network.
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Just who's fucking who.
By the by, I may very well submit something to this charming book your people are making. A drawing perhaps? Or maybe a dirty limerick.
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[ There's a subtle shift in his demeanor after Rupert says "your people". The Outsider is not overly emotional but he does sometimes betray his mood and this one is distaste.]
I'm curious how you would make the limerick dirty and still keep it true?
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What does rhyme with Outsider?
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You can even lie to me, if you want. But I am not simple. I'm not so easily fooled and I won't pretend I am for the sake of your ego.
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I mean no insult, my friendly black-eyed devil! You know how grateful I am for your continued support. I simply find your followers quite interesting - my creative efforts would be for their benefit, after all.
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