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[measuringdicks]

Okay, quick question from the new guy to everybody else: what the fuck is going on? [Richie has been scrolling through the network for a bit, apparently. He's not too pleased about the apocalypse that's coming up in less than a week.] Why does everybody think the world's ending in a week? What's this shit about twins and spider's altars? What the dick is even happening?

[Oh, wow, this kid's voice is hitting some concerning levels of panic.]

I just got here! No one told me the world was going to end in less than a fucking week before I saw all this bullshit popping up, what the fuck, that's the kind of shit you should tell someone in the first ten minutes! What the fuck am I supposed to do, cram my bucket list into six days?

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[perfectlyhuman]

[ A purse of the lips and an awkward shrug. He gets it, Richie, he really does, but there's a thing that happens when you get past your first Almost-Apocalypse. ]

Yeah, I guess it is. A friend of mine has a bunch of notes, and I guess the thing that's coming already destroyed one place. But another one brought everyone here from there.

[ He thinks it brought everyone, anyway. ]

No one told us, though. We've been here for a while and no one mentioned it.

[measuringdicks]

Can you send me those notes? At least if we're gonna be fucked I'd rather know more about who or what's doing the fucking.

[All these names are flying over his head, really.]

Someone should say something about that shit in like, the first hour. You shouldn't just leave the new guys to find out for themselves from the first five posts they see on the network.

[perfectlyhuman]

I’ll ask her. You might see her, though. Her name’s Jane.

[ Now his expression can be easily summed into an unimpressed yep.]

Yeah. I don’t get why they didn’t. I’ve been here for two months or so, and my friends have been here longer, and none of us knew.

If someone went to all the trouble of writing stuff down, you’d think they’d tell other people all the time.