maskormenace | Entries tagged with richie tozier

March 2021

S	M	T	W	T	F	S
	1	2	3	4	5	6
7	8	9	10	11	12	13
14	15	16	17	18	19	20
21	22	23	24	25	26	27
28	29	30	31

WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Mask or Menace is a panfandom urban 'superhero' genre DWRP game, where heroes, villains, and everyone in between seek to survive and thrive in a world loosely parallel to our own.

pidgewidgeon

Hey all, just want to drop some information I gathered last month from AtlanTech. While they were doing their experiments on some of our nanites I was working on a way to get into their systems and see if they were hiding anything.

I didn't find anything shocking or potentially world ending, for the most part it's all internal team rivalries and corporate bullshit, but there is a little that's interesting about the Lead Hardware Engineer. Mainly, up until last year she was a personal assistant and now she's working in R&D and leading teams doing experimental research. A little weird in my opinion, but I could just be paranoid.

Anyway, here's a link to what I found. Again, not a whole lot but I believe in transparency when it comes to information that affects all of us.

measuringdicks

somebody told me to host a podcast to get people’s attention. what’s a podcast and how am I supposed to make one?

also, anyone out there with super-strength and/or healing abilities? need a favor. nothing shady or illegal, don’t worry about that.

punchpunchkisskiss

Hey!

[ The boy on the screen is leaning in too close to the camera, but that's just because he's excited. There are even a few blond locks falling out from under his bear-skin hat, ruffled after the drama of arrival. ]

A guy said that there are loads of human cities all over, and I could see for myself if I asked here. Then he gave me this cool phone! Is it true? There are more humans out there? Is everyone human here?

genuinewrestleboy

[ Caspar seems cheerful as ever, giving a little wave to the camera. ]

Hey, you know how we're all supposed to have those nanite things? I heard they can change your body! So is it possible to make them make me taller? [ He's 5'2" and insecure about it, waving a hand over his head by a few inches. ] I just want to be taller, I can work on the muscles myself!

[ He snaps his fingers as he suddenly remembers what he actually wanted to ask the network about that was important. ]

Oh, and I think I need help figuring out my powers. I'm pretty sure I can probably do cool stuff with the bouncing, I just need someone to teach me how to do that! A lot of you are from worlds with powers and stuff like that, right? There's gotta be some trick to it I'm not getting!

measuringdicks

[ooc warning: clowns, horror, harm intended towards a minor, reference to child death and murder, evil cannibalistic eldritch horrors, attempted child-eating, corpse of a minor, a derogatory reference to drug addicts, all the warnings that come with Pennywise the Dancing Clown. also, this post icly will only last for a few days on the network until it disappears with all the other memories that are uploaded onto the Internet.]

( you’ll float too. )

[An hour or so later:]

okay what the FUCK is going on THIS TIME

pullsheavendown

[Roxas sighs as he turns on his phone to talk to the network. It's not that unusual for him to be in a gloomy mood, but this one's different than the ones he comes by naturally.]

This is going to sound stupid, but I wanted to...apologize, I guess, for that Ansem guy who brought all the Heartless here this month. He's from my worlds and fighting them used to be my job. I didn't do a good enough job this time.

[Actually he did fine but it was two Keyblades against a self-growing army of Heartless. Still, he didn't like seeing people in danger.]

Anyway, I know some people got hurt and couldn't....feel things anymore after the Heartless got to them. If that was any of you, you should be fine now — for good — but if you want to, um, talk about it or anything, I can explain things. Cuz I've been through it too.

[Okay he looks willing but a little mortified too so he's going to stop there.]

measuringdicks

I want to take someone on a movie date but not a date-date just

hanging out for a movie

he disappeared because of that alternate universe bullshit then came back and I want to distract him bc he's my friend and I want him to be happy

I don't need him to know I like him that way I just need to take him somewhere fun

what's the best movie for hanging out that's in movie theaters right now

alternately what's the best movie that I can download for sleepovers

deadendjob

[At first, there is very clearly a hand covering the camera lens, and a muffled voice can be heard off screen.]

Okay, okay. Just do it. Put yourself out there. But- what do I say? I’m not really a big address kinda guy- I work one on one. A mano-a-mano type, that’s me. Okay, okay, big guy. Just gonna use a line.

[A throat is cleared and the hand removed. The voice that accompanies the sudden appearance of the wild-haired man on camera is different than it was before. Booming, echoing almost. ]

I am the Lord thy God.

[There’s a pause, a cough. Then the voice turns to normal, what you’d expect to hear from the face it is coming out of.]

And, uh, heyo kiddoes, I’m hiring. Never really done this before- but, hey, gotta keep the old ball spinning, right? So looking for those resumundos for every department. Just send them to my assistant…

Uh, also hiring an assistant. That one first. The rest of you just hold off until then, yeah? Cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

[God nods, places the communicator down and then just...sits there, tapping his hands on his knees in a off-beat pattern. Apparently having no idea the comm needs to be turned off.]

snowsparksjr

[The video focuses on a ridiculous bouquet of plush bears and hearts for a moment before it turns to the very flushed and indignant face of this confused seventeen-year-old. He's still wearing lavishly expensive pale golden robes and his hair is ornately arranged, though slightly rumpled. He shakes a detached plush heart at the camera. He's holding it upside down.]

What is this?? Who sent this to me? Why are they shaped like little butts?

reborningreen

[A video opens, framing a man standing in the middle of what looks like an office, a green arrowhead on the wall behind him, and dressed all in an outfit of green, one that looks like something a modern Robin Hood might wear. His face looks tired, ragged, and yet whose face shows a grim determination.

As the video opens, he looks up at the camera and tries a smile. He takes a long breath, and then slowly speaks, his voice tired, and broken as if it has been recently stressed by, say, yelling.]

Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Oliver Queen.

It is clear now, that in the last twenty-four hours, we have experienced the largest port-out of Imports to date. Friends and family, coworkers, lovers, and enemies, all have been taken away from us.

[His voice trembles as he speaks but he swallows and goes on.]

I do not know how many, save that the number is high. I do not know if this port-out is for good, or temporary or how it happened. I am going to try to look into this, and go see the government as well, and see if they have any ideas on what has happened.

[He pauses, and looks down, then back up at the camera. There is anger there in his gaze, and sorrow, both. But there is also a small smile, just barely there.]

If, like me, you lost people in this, I ask you to not lose hope, not give up. It may be a glitch in the matrix, so to speak, and until we know more, we should try to work toward finding them, and bringing them home. And in making sure that we take care of this world, and these cities, while they are gone.

[He steps forward then, and looks directly a the camera again, nodding.]

Stand together, help each other, and know you are not alone.

[And the video goes dark.]

plentystrong

[ The camera turns on to show a busy De Chima street. ]

Earthlings, I have one question for you.

[ And it swerves around to show the entrance of a cinema, on which there is a poster for the movie Cats (2019) in plain view. ]

What.

Is.

THAT?

germhating_hypochondriac

[Eddie paces as he talks. There's a cast on his arm with the word loser written in black, with a red V written over the s to spell lover.]

Hello? Can you hear me? We're all kidnapping victims here; you guys know that right?

This nanite stuff sucks. There are tiny germ sized robots crawling around inside us! Something's gotta be powering them. They could be hanging out in our stomachs eating our food. Or they could be eating us and making tiny little holes inside our bodies. They could all build up in one place and block off the blood flowing through our arteries and our veins. Or build up in our organs, our lungs and our brains! And, our bodies are mostly water. They could be rusting inside us.

[He stops pacing and starts scratching his face with his cast-free hand]

I think I'm allergic to them! Everything's itchy. I'm gonna break out into hives!

[He starts wheezing and rubs his chest.]

I could be allergic to the tattoo too. I'm just a kid. I shouldn't have one. I think it's starting to swell up. I could have an infection. Or a blood disease. I don't trust these government people to be clean.

[The wheezing continues and his voice becomes strained with each word. He takes his inhaler out of a fanny pack and uses it, only speaking again when he's breathing is back to normal.]

How are we supposed to deal with this shit?

measuringdicks

[Richie has mastered the art of walking while videotaping, apparently, because he’s walking along the sidewalk on a De Chima street when this video opens. His hair’s growing out into unruly curls, tamed for now by the blue knitted cap sitting on top of his head, and in his puffy jacket, he looks a little like a scrawnier-than-usual marshmallow.]

Where’s all the best places to go if you want to break into standup comedy? [is how he begins.] I can’t deliver newspapers to old fucks forever, but I can do Voices, I’d be a killer act on the stage. Watch. [And he adopts a dead-on Italian accent, sliding into the Voice of an old Italian man he talked to one time:] Che palle, Madonna, children these days, with their superheroes and their Aegis! In my day, when a man robbed a bank, he did not have to worry about getting set on fire by a man in themed spandex!

[He makes an exaggerated bow.]

Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.

[More serious now, his smile fading as he comes to a bench to sit down:] And, uh—how do you know, if someone’s gone for good here?

forcelight

[ the feed opens up to Rey, sitting cross legged on a bench of some kind. In her hand is a ball of snow -- which she levitates up with the force and catches. Snow clings to her hair and lashes and when she addresses the camera, there's a hard glint in her eye, but the hint of a smile at her mouth.

It's clear that she might have been practicing this speech in an effort to sound commanding as the officers of the Resistance. This is serious business.

This is war. ]

Imports of Earth. I'm Rey. I was told last year that a man by the name of Kylo Ren called a snow war, and I wish to propose another one. Nonah, recreational park, one hour.

Assemble your teams, build your defenses. If you wish to join my team -- [ the winning one; she flashes a smile, a little too much teeth to be friendly ] I'm accepting offers.

One hour.

privatepurchases

[When the video clicks on it's Gabriel. The archangel hasn't shown his face over the network but post October he looks less put together for the few that do know him. Sporting a tie with Candy Canes on it, his features look totally sincere. He has the look of a student with a paper due. Tenting his fingers, the angel looks scarily focused.

He's had a conversation and he's going to be performing and honestly the last time he did anything like this they wrote songs about it. But he's out of practice and-what would humans want to see? So...

Violet the Jackalope hops up on the desk and he has a red and green bow! and a little bit of plastic mistletoe! He looks very festive!]

Good afternoon.

The greatest movie ever made is Sound of Music, but...

[he pauses]

A situation has arisen where I want to know what else human beings are- [he draws quotation marks] "watching" for movies and plays.

My colleague Uriel tended to consume human creations like this but why mess with the perfection of Sound of Music? That said, I now find myself potentially needing to understand these things. So.

Please give me a list of your favorite filmed creations and plays that you consider essential consumption. Holiday ones acceptable. Especially Christmas ones!

[And he sits back.

And waits.]

measuringdicks

Okay, quick question from the new guy to everybody else: what the fuck is going on? [Richie has been scrolling through the network for a bit, apparently. He's not too pleased about the apocalypse that's coming up in less than a week.] Why does everybody think the world's ending in a week? What's this shit about twins and spider's altars? What the dick is even happening?

[Oh, wow, this kid's voice is hitting some concerning levels of panic.]

I just got here! No one told me the world was going to end in less than a fucking week before I saw all this bullshit popping up, what the fuck, that's the kind of shit you should tell someone in the first ten minutes! What the fuck am I supposed to do, cram my bucket list into six days?

MASK OR MENACE

NETWORK COMMUNITY

Entries tagged with richie tozier | trashmouth

March 2021

Links

WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Text; UN: Green Paladin

005 | text

Video;

THREE!! VIDEO!

004 | temporary memshare, video, v much not anon + text

video;

003 | anon text

(no subject)

video

Video - What, A Crisis Again? Are You Kidding Me?

video;

video

002 | video

002 ✨ video | walking in a winter wonderland

Entry 002 | Video

001 | voice