March 2021

S M T W T F S
 1234 56
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031   

Links

WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Mask or Menace is a panfandom urban 'superhero' genre DWRP game, where heroes, villains, and everyone in between seek to survive and thrive in a world loosely parallel to our own.

Chapter 1

Feb. 5th, 2020 06:51 pm
softheartedshizun: (002)
[personal profile] softheartedshizun
[He wasn’t quite sure if he should post or not. He didn’t exactly have anything to say and he wasn’t one to make posts if he had nothing worthwhile to contribute. However, it seemed to be the normal thing to introduce yourself. And it was not unusual for forums and other social media to have an introduction when a new member of the community joins. But how should he do it? He was in a bit of a strange situation.]

[TEXT; UN: Peerless Cucumber]

Hello! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
I have just joined this network today. My interests are xianxia, wuxia, and xuanhuan. I especially like to read novels, but well done dramas are also good! (￣▽￣)ノ

[Wait, no no, this felt stupid. This wasn’t the right kind of introduction. He wasn’t at home browsing forums and review sites. This wasn’t joining the discussion of a new web novel! He really should think of the image he is trying to foster here. Backspace and start ov- NO NO NO! HE HIT SEND! FUCK!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Delete! How does he delete it? OK, it’s fine. Just… pretend he didn’t do that. Start from scratch! If he ignores it no one will know, right?]

[Video; UN: Peerless Cucumber]

[Shen QingQiu held up a fan to his chest, striking the most aloof, cool, calm, and super amazing immortal scholar image he could manage. First impressions were everything and if he had to make an impression he would go with the immortal master one! Pretend he didn’t make that other post, no one needs to know his shame!]

I am Shen QingQiu, wielder of the Xiu Ya Sword, Lord of Qing Jing Peak and second master of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.

[He closed his fan in a theatrical way and raised it up to his lips, making sure to move just right to get his hair to flutter as if he were in a movie. Aesthetics were all important for these sorts of things and his actions had to match his lofty title! He was trying to be impressive after all.]

It would seem that this master has found themselves in a rather strange situation. Would anyone be able to share their own stories of this place? And perhaps stories of where they come? It would do well to understand those who are also not of this place.

[Yes! Nailed it! He was feeling quite proud of himself. (｡◝‿◜｡)

Wait… was he just stuck with this username now? Crap. (ﾟДﾟ||) ]
Tags:

video

Feb. 2nd, 2020 09:43 am
snowsparksjr: (sulky)
[personal profile] snowsparksjr
[The video focuses on a ridiculous bouquet of plush bears and hearts for a moment before it turns to the very flushed and indignant face of this confused seventeen-year-old. He's still wearing lavishly expensive pale golden robes and his hair is ornately arranged, though slightly rumpled. He shakes a detached plush heart at the camera. He's holding it upside down.]

What is this?? Who sent this to me? Why are they shaped like little butts?
Tags:

text; un: zewujun

Jan. 22nd, 2020 01:51 pm
ze_uwu_jun: (Listening)
[personal profile] ze_uwu_jun
Excuse me for taking your time, but I would like to ask if anyone knows where one can get (prepared) longevity noodles. I am not good at cooking, and there is an occasion coming up soon where I wish to gift those.

[ Translation: His brother's birthday is coming up, he can't cook even under the best of circumstances and even less so with modern appliances, but he would still like to mark the occasion.

Things that have not occurred to him: his brother (and his nephew) can see this, too. He's trying. ]
Tags:

[ Audio ]

Jan. 16th, 2020 07:48 pm
sassydadfriend: (Default)
[personal profile] sassydadfriend
[ Sometimes you just have to throw wild thoughts out into the...wild. ]

Good evening there boys and gals and non-binary pals. I've not made much use of this yet which is strange because the sound of my own voice is kind of a soothing thing at this point as egotistical as that might sound -- it's not.

I come to you with a very important question of grave importance.

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

Now, this might seem like a simple question but really. A good conspiracy could get you anywhere or nowhere. Choose your path carefully!
Tags:

Video

Jan. 13th, 2020 11:26 am
snowsparksjr: (prideful prince)
[personal profile] snowsparksjr
[A seventeen-year-old boy dressed in ornate golden robes sits cross-legged on a bed in an undecorated room. It’s the middle of the night, but he’s awake, and there’s a restless energy in his fidgeting which hints that he has either just finished pacing or he’s about to start.]

How is it that none of you people have heard of cultivators???

[His tone is bossy and irritable. He has discovered that people are wrong on the network. Thank goodness he’s here now to save you all from yourselves.]

What methods do you use for suppressing the spirits of your dead? You know, if you’re not properly soothing the spirits of your ancestors you’re going to be overrun by ghosts and walking corpses any day now.

Are burial customs different for imPorts than for locals? Has anyone seen ghosts and walking corpses here?

I’m here now, and I’ll be able to help you with everything you’ve been doing wrong. Give me information about how burial is handled in this place.

[Sitting up straight like a little prince, he beckons at the screen, expecting to be brought information like tribute.]
Tags: