[A seventeen-year-old boy dressed in ornate golden robes sits cross-legged on a bed in an undecorated room. It’s the middle of the night, but he’s awake, and there’s a restless energy in his fidgeting which hints that he has either just finished pacing or he’s about to start.]
How is it that none of you people have heard of cultivators???
[His tone is bossy and irritable. He has discovered that people are wrong on the network. Thank goodness he’s here now to save you all from yourselves.]
What methods do you use for suppressing the spirits of your dead? You know, if you’re not properly soothing the spirits of your ancestors you’re going to be overrun by ghosts and walking corpses any day now.
Are burial customs different for imPorts than for locals? Has anyone seen ghosts and walking corpses here?
I’m here now, and I’ll be able to help you with everything you’ve been doing wrong. Give me information about how burial is handled in this place.
[Sitting up straight like a little prince, he beckons at the screen, expecting to be brought information like tribute.]
How is it that none of you people have heard of cultivators???
[His tone is bossy and irritable. He has discovered that people are wrong on the network. Thank goodness he’s here now to save you all from yourselves.]
What methods do you use for suppressing the spirits of your dead? You know, if you’re not properly soothing the spirits of your ancestors you’re going to be overrun by ghosts and walking corpses any day now.
Are burial customs different for imPorts than for locals? Has anyone seen ghosts and walking corpses here?
I’m here now, and I’ll be able to help you with everything you’ve been doing wrong. Give me information about how burial is handled in this place.
[Sitting up straight like a little prince, he beckons at the screen, expecting to be brought information like tribute.]