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richie "trashmouth" tozier ([personal profile] measuringdicks) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2019-11-06 07:29 pm

001 | voice

Okay, quick question from the new guy to everybody else: what the fuck is going on? [Richie has been scrolling through the network for a bit, apparently. He's not too pleased about the apocalypse that's coming up in less than a week.] Why does everybody think the world's ending in a week? What's this shit about twins and spider's altars? What the dick is even happening?

[Oh, wow, this kid's voice is hitting some concerning levels of panic.]

I just got here! No one told me the world was going to end in less than a fucking week before I saw all this bullshit popping up, what the fuck, that's the kind of shit you should tell someone in the first ten minutes! What the fuck am I supposed to do, cram my bucket list into six days?
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[personal profile] justlittle 2019-11-17 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, try asking your mommy.

[ Bean's starting to regret trusting this kid. ]

Do you have to be so critical? You just got here; we've been living with this shit for months. I'd like to see you do better.