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[mofi]

I think the people who were in - What's the place called - Jeopardy? I think we should be compensated for saving everyone's asses on the other side of the storm.

And, you know, the fuckin' planet. I guess that's not a real big deal here, though?

If you weren't all that amused by the world-nearly-ending, you should go to my universe. Because the world did actually end and we had to live up in space for about - uh - a hundred years.

You would have loved space. I bet you'd have been floated, too. Or maybe the people you loved the most, they'd have definitely been floated.

And, oh! How about you keep your "well, that was boring" to yourselves before the natives catch wind of it. I really ain't in the mood for another fuckin' angry mob.

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[thecacophony]

That's the funny thing about people. They'll manage to disappoint you in any world. Genuine, honest fucking anger though, that's a rare gem.

But you know, I wouldn't mind a little compensation myself, or at least a drink. How's Jeopardy looking these days?

[mofi]

im genuinly fukn annoyd
is every1 a sociopath here?

just a drink?
shit
maybe tak on a few xtra years on my life

idk i left as soon as i could

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[crassidy]

As someone who stayed home and got stoned instead, I salute you brave souls and yer sacrifices. Sacrifices that'll allow me to stay home and get stoned even more.

[He raises a half full glass of booze towards the camera.]

[thecacophony]

When the world's on fire, people will tell themselves whatever the hell they need to get by. Mostly, it's just a lot of bluster and birdshit.

Who the fuck comes here, anyway, talking about the blood they had to wash off? People screaming in the street, monsters ripping up some old lady's lawn. Friends wounded by your side.

They want a nice, cute distraction. Me, I'll take a few years, shit, as long they're nice ones.

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[made_up_names]

Compensated? Like - what, getting paid?

[mofi]

At the very least, yeah. Something.

[mofi]

The hell does stoned even mean?

[made_up_names]

That doesn't feel right, though.

[mofi]

they need to keep there
blster n birdshit 3 themselvs
cos idgaf

yeah
they better be nice ones
excllnt years

[mofi]

You know what doesn't feel right? People in this place who thought what happened was fuckin' boring or whatever the fuck.

We didn't risk our lives for "oh, well, that wasn't as tragic as I thought it would be". They all need to get floated.

[made_up_names]

... Okay yeah that's legit.

I mean - I'm glad they didn't have as bad of a time, but.

[mofi]

Next time, don't swoop into any apocalyptic scenarios so I don't have to care enough to make sure you didn't die.

[made_up_names]

Wow, Murph. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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[nightmarist]

What do you want? For compensation.

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[privatepurchases]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. “Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.


That wasn't a verse I wrote but it seems to bring some comfort to humans

[mofi]

Yeah, screenshot this. Just in case you need a pick-me-up.

[made_up_names]

Already done, my dude.

[mofi]

I don't know. A free pass, when this kind of end-of-the-world shit happens? Extra lives?

[mofi]

so i wont get justice until i fukn die?

[nightmarist]

I'll go alone next time.

[mofi]

You are very welcome, my dude.

[mofi]

I don't think that's going to happen unless I'm not here anymore.

[privatepurchases]

Heaven's not that bad.

A lot of people seem to think that it's boring but it's beautiful. It's truly beautiful and I wish I could convey that to people.

Yes it's worth the pain and the struggle and sacrifice. I mean I listen to all of this and it hurts a bit but...

It's hard to hear I know but it really is worth the wait.

[nightmarist]

Wasting your free pass.

[mofi]

its a place thats not even reel
and i alrdy been thru so much bullshit
even b4 all this
back where i was from
like
i cant get a break
ever