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[mofi]

I think the people who were in - What's the place called - Jeopardy? I think we should be compensated for saving everyone's asses on the other side of the storm.

And, you know, the fuckin' planet. I guess that's not a real big deal here, though?

If you weren't all that amused by the world-nearly-ending, you should go to my universe. Because the world did actually end and we had to live up in space for about - uh - a hundred years.

You would have loved space. I bet you'd have been floated, too. Or maybe the people you loved the most, they'd have definitely been floated.

And, oh! How about you keep your "well, that was boring" to yourselves before the natives catch wind of it. I really ain't in the mood for another fuckin' angry mob.

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[thecacophony]

That's the funny thing about people. They'll manage to disappoint you in any world. Genuine, honest fucking anger though, that's a rare gem.

But you know, I wouldn't mind a little compensation myself, or at least a drink. How's Jeopardy looking these days?

[mofi]

im genuinly fukn annoyd
is every1 a sociopath here?

just a drink?
shit
maybe tak on a few xtra years on my life

idk i left as soon as i could

[thecacophony]

When the world's on fire, people will tell themselves whatever the hell they need to get by. Mostly, it's just a lot of bluster and birdshit.

Who the fuck comes here, anyway, talking about the blood they had to wash off? People screaming in the street, monsters ripping up some old lady's lawn. Friends wounded by your side.

They want a nice, cute distraction. Me, I'll take a few years, shit, as long they're nice ones.

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[crassidy]

As someone who stayed home and got stoned instead, I salute you brave souls and yer sacrifices. Sacrifices that'll allow me to stay home and get stoned even more.

[He raises a half full glass of booze towards the camera.]

[mofi]

The hell does stoned even mean?

[crassidy]

The hell d-- seriously, lad? Stoned? Y'know, weed?

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[made_up_names]

Compensated? Like - what, getting paid?

[mofi]

At the very least, yeah. Something.

[made_up_names]

That doesn't feel right, though.

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[nightmarist]

What do you want? For compensation.

[mofi]

I don't know. A free pass, when this kind of end-of-the-world shit happens? Extra lives?

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[privatepurchases]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. “Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.


That wasn't a verse I wrote but it seems to bring some comfort to humans

[mofi]

so i wont get justice until i fukn die?

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[melodramagic]

[ There's an initial pause for confusion; Sabrina has never seen Murphy's face, but she's seen the other guy's around, which throws her off for a moment. No, Murphy is definitely younger in appearance. ]

Seriously, some of us have gone through enough life or death events back home too that "that was boring" is pretty much offensive at this point.

[ Another pause. ]

... I'm sorry to hear about your home.

[mofi]

[ Behold! Murphy's handsome, tired and unamused face. ]

Wow, you really got some blonde hair.

[ A quick beat later. ]

Offensive is putting it lightly, I think. At least Earth is survivable after a hundred years of being nuked to shit.

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[detectivedwloki]

It may be a defence mechanism.

I thought I'd experienced a lot back home but this was nowhere near... Boring is far from what this was.

[mofi]

They need to find a new mechanism because this one is pissing me off.

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[mysterioisthetruth]

At least an apology.

Some would say true heroes do it for the good of humanity.

[mofi]

Speaking of - where the hell were you? I didn't see you and your stupid costume anywhere.

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[duelo]

Yeah, those posts were entitled and obnoxious, but this video is also entitled and obnoxious, just on the other end of the spectrum, so pot, kettle. If you don't want to save the world, then don't. It's not about compensation. Your compensation is that you get to survive where we are. You live another day in a fairly cushy existence. Don't like it, be one of the people bored and sitting on their asses next time.

[mofi]

[ Oh, did he ruffle some feathers? Murphy smirks. ]

I would like to be entitled once in my life, thank you. I guess today is the day.

And I would love to sit on my ass but I love living even more so - [ Murphy shrugs. ] Be ready for more of my entitled and obnoxious videos, dude.

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[pillz]

you know oyu got a boy who can make you anythin you want

maybe exchange sex for your grand favors u did him

[mofi]

[ Hello, Kavinsky! ]

i did him no favors

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[forcelight]

If that was what counts as boring to some, I'm almost afraid to ask what counts as excitement.

[mofi]

They all sound like sociopaths.