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[pillz]

Sup ImPorts.

We the privileged with our wealth and resources have some room to move and an invitation to help out with the damage done in Jeopardy. Because of my past life as a royal dick, I did a lot of philanthropy the last couple years. And since the sisters took off, there's been > need.

Top of the list:

• Couple more physical and psychic healers
  
• Donated money for families who suffered injuries, deaths, destruction of personal property
  
• Spiritual and mental health counseling
  
• Toys for the kids
  
• ImPort appearances/ambassadors for morale boosts
  • Photo ops, such as with Santa Claus, who you shouldn't publically punch
    
  • School and hospital visits, keeping it rated G for all ages
    
  • TV spots. Must be able to appear on camera without crying
• Commemorative artwork, 3D or 2D, installations allowed. Including photos taken in Jeopardy
  
• Ideas welcome. Giving is in vogue. And sometimes it makes you feel better, if you do that empathy thing

The natives have institutions and agencies to identify missing people. So you know, if on the off-chance you got pics of people during the shitshow, and/or you told Clotho to go ahead and let some humans die by monster in denominations of five, you might want to peruse the lists. Drop them an anonymous line if you get a positive ID. Grisly details optional.

You know the drill. Season for giving. Happy Diwali, Kwanzaa, Xmas, day of bad hair moon goddess, etc.



Kavinsky.

[who can indeed: spell. he just normally chooses not to.]

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[nightmarist]

[ What is Ronan reading with his own eyes. ]

[nightmarist]

you ok?

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[privatepurchases]

is this something that regularly happens after a human disaster?

[because. huh. Okay there were occasional residual feelings of positive post terrible things happening but this level of detail? Really?

Did Aziraphale do this? oversee things like this and bless things like this?]

[pillz]

[yes gabriel! and this is even without there necessarily being a facebook mark myself safe function.]

i remember you.
which part?

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[goodtobebad]

yes you git

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[goldtoxicity]

[ he's so PROUD ]

just tell me where you need me man

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[pillz]

[quack quack. baby duck follow mama duck.]

hospitals would love to have you. shouldn't be too many severely injured at this point, but patching up a couple of dings would probably fit good with the holiday spirit. right?

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[mofi]

is this u not showing empathy

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[pillz]

no

but don't tell nobody. it's a fine line, looking tough and also thoroughly rehabilitated.

[detectivedwloki]

I don't know how much use I can be but I do have some healing ability.

I can also help with missing persons in general, where necessary.

[pillz]

really? what kind of missing persons related skills or abilities do you got?

text; un: vale

[strikesthrough]

I'm a physician, with a few handy enhancements, if you want to call them that.

If there's work in that area, I'm open to it. But if I see anything heading my way that's red, white and got bells on and comes with an entourage of cameras, I'm going to pass those patients on. But there are other people with faces more suited for the Santa Selfie Game than me, I'm sure.

[pillz]

plus one to team medicine. cool.

what do you have against santy? i'm sure all he wants to do is give you a nice treat for all your soon-to-be-realized good deeds.

[crassidy]

check u out. regular ol santa
think i like this side of u lad

[pillz]

[cassidy approval, the most irresistable drug.]

are you gonna give me something good for xmas

text un: oliverqueen

[reborningreen]

Get me a list of the places most needing donations.

I can schmooze those with the biggest pockets and maybe get them to lay out more money.

All the import-friendly rich people are throwing parties, and less guarded about giving out money this time of year.

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[pillz]

i'll get you the list.

are you in pr or you coming at it from a different angle?

[plentystrong]

you know what

the battle would make a great graffiti

[pillz]

[should we be concerned.]

hello kitty.
explain?

[by_candlelight]

Can't do most of the things listed there, but if they need some help with cleanup or searching for the lost I'd like to help. I can also be a runner and bring people things when they need them.

[pillz]

what, don't tell me you cry the instant somebody points a camera at you. you don't seem like a crier.

but running and searching sound good. how's your phone voice?

[rebelarrow]

I can heal.

I work best with repairing internal or external lacerations and ruptures, but depending on the injury I may be able to help in other ways.

[pillz]

i sure there's gonna be some internal and external lacerations and ruptures to finish off before the new year's. there's a couple of hospitals but you could just work out of one.

what other ways was you thinking about?

[timetravelandguns]

I can bring toys, as well as 3-d art to sell for charity or to amuse the kids.

[ Kids are a sore point for him. ]

[pillz]

[ooh this dude again. though kavinsky was anon, last time.]

do you have a sample of this 3-d artwork for me to share with the masses?

[duelo]

[ The actual last place Derek ever wants to be again is Jeopardy, but... This guy's post is ticking all of his boxes. ]

Where do you need us, exactly? I can't heal, but I can transfer pain and I can tolerate public appearances provided it's for kids. Adults can get creepy about it. Kids just get excited.

[pillz]

there's a couple places been sending around flyers and working more with the community. the kids will love it.

[kavinsky flips briefly through a google re: the derek. hmm. easy to see why adults would get creepy. heh heh. heh heh heh.]

santa suit in a mall? no santa suit, but still in a mall. preferences?

text; un: the seance

[hellogoodhigh]

kind of a grim thing but uh
can help with some of those missing
you know, try to summon them, see if they ended up ghosts

[ Jesus Christ on a flaming crutch he cannot believe he is doing this. Volunteering to see the dead and pass on their last words, their revenges and their sorrows. ]

food for thought

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[pillz]

grim ain't half of it. but i'm pretty sure some people would rather know than not know.

how do ghosts work?

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[pocketfulof]

Healer. I can deal with everything up to and including limb loss. You have numbers on the need? I can pool resources from the hospital and clinic.

[He might have judged Kavinsky wrong from brief mentions and instances on the network. Who knew.]

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[pillz]

the holiday spirit is strong in this subpopulation of imports. i think there's gonna be close to enough treatment for everybody who got injured during the almost-apocalypse itself.

but shit happens during the holidays and i'm sure they'd appreciate it if imports was also on hand to keep that tide in check. ya know. you think you'd be down for a couple hours here or there? on call?

[will did not judge him wrong. but liars gonna lie, and will just might save somebody along the way.]

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[kid_flash_found]

I can pitch in for appearances and transport if it's not too much stuff. Carrying a lot at speed doesn't work all that well, and some people have issues with motion-sickness.
Other than that, I'm used to doing public outreach thanks to Keystone and Central Cities having an annual Flash Day.

text; un: dreamthief

[pillz]

that sounds dope. good to have you, > kid flash.

when is annual flash day?

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[leatherboots]

A royal dick, you say?

text; (cw somehow a lot of dicks got in here a little bit)

[pillz]

yeah i wore a little crown on it and everything.

and now i am but

a plebe among dicks.

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[fursleuth]

Okay, okay. Since you insisted, I will let a bunch of kids put me on their lap while wearing a Santa hat, so their parents can take pictures. It's for charity. My dignity will recover.

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[pillz]

[!!!!!!!!!!!]

:D