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maskormenace2019-12-11 09:32 pm
maskormods) wrote in maskormenace2019-12-11 09:32 pm
THE MAJORITY REPORT: DECEMBER 11TH, 2019
O NO
As seen in major news outlets:
Government sources report that surviving members of the Otherworld Technologies Organization are being held in a secure facility to be bound over for trial in international court. Requests for comment from federal officials have resulted in little specific information, but the government wishes to assure citizens that security measures are very high and the prisoners will be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible.
PROS AND CON-SPIRACIES
As seen on the deep web:
Debates rage on whether imPorts' recent activities in the Jeopardy storm were benevolent and unselfish and did in fact save the world or whether imPorts themselves were actually responsible for the dimensional difficulties. Some particularly strident forums posters argue that OTO survivors are being set up, and isn't it convenient for imPorts that they're being lauded as heroes despite reports of numerous fatalities in Jeopardy?
MEMENTO MORI
As seen in the Jeopardy Tribune:
A candlelight memorial for the lost will be held inside the Church of the Ancient Web Mistress on December 15th. Citizens are encouraged to come share the stories of their loved ones who lost their lives during the dimensional storm. Hot chocolate will be served for free.
SLEIGH BELLES RING
As seen on social media and the society pages:
Don't miss the Winter Gala on 21st December, where imPorts and locals alike gather to dance the night away for a good cause! Put the 'fun' into fundraising with live music, entertainment, raffles and auctions, with all proceeds going to Jeopardy relief funds. Partygoers will be encouraged to dress to impress in black tie, or put their own dramatic twist on the wintery ice queens and snow kings theme with a spectacularly stylish costume.
CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from BLOODIER RED to SKY BLUE because ain't no clouds above us.
The Majority Report comes out the 10th of every month. You may find details and submit here. The cut-off time is 12:01 AM PST on the 9th.
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If you're interested fill out the provided form and send it my way.
[Attached is a sign-up form for the "date" auction.]
Trust me, it'll be fun and you won't regret it! I'm even putting myself on the auction block.
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