THE MAJORITY REPORT: JANUARY 10TH, 2020

[maskormods]

THE MAJORITY REPORT: JANUARY 10TH, 2020get wet

THIS IS FINE
As seen in major news outlets: The U.S. government continues to investigate the aftermath of 2019's dimensional anomalies and has announced an investigative task force. Prominent academics and theoretical physicists have been invited to join the group, whose stated intention is to better understand what occurred and put the country and its allies in a better position to detect and prepare for any future incidents.

"Look, we don't know how to assess the health of reality," one allegedly highly-placed source told the Nonah Tribune. "Everything seems fine? But no one wants to find out too late that it isn't. Anyway, I've put my time in and my pension's no good if reality disso—hey, is that thing on? Don't quote that last part."

THE NEW HOTNESS
As seen online: The latest social media app is a musical melange. BipBop features kids, teens, and trying-to-be-hip adults acting out skits to their favorite tunes! Numerous imPort-related memes have gained thousands of hits, with no sign of waning!

CRIMETIME HOURS
As seen in Maurtia Falls newspapers: The city has seen an uptick in crime in recent weeks. Rumor on the mean streets is that multiple important figures in the criminal underworld perished in the dimensional crisis, and surviving gang members are jockeying for territory. Police have stated that there is no need to be concerned and citizens should alert them to any suspicious incidents.

CODE SWITCH The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from SKY BLUE to MORALLY GRAY.

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[detectivedwloki]

[Detective Loki sees the news of rising crime in Maurtia Falls and frowns. He'll have to keep alert on the streets and keep an ear out for any trouble.]