text;

[cantgetanyworse]

I'm looking for a personal trainer.

ImPort or a recommendation for one who isn't one of us. I can't say I mind, though I'd prefer the former.
I suddenly find myself with a startling amount of knowledge in self-defence and a frustrating lack of the physical prowess required to put it into practice.

Also... if anyone sees a small jackalope with stunted horns in De Chima, could they please let me know. She managed to gnaw through the front door and escape while I was gone - hungry, I expect. Her name is Sylvi.



((anyone is free to find Sylvi!))

Comments

[cantgetanyworse]

Hopefully I can surprise you.

[desmodusdraculae]

You're already plenty surprising, Jane.

I'm sure you'll pick up ass-kicking like a pro.

[cantgetanyworse]

Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr Langstrom.

:)

[desmodusdraculae]

Who said I was trying to butter you up?

[cantgetanyworse]

Have you known a great number of women who looked like me and could also 'ass-kick'?

[desmodusdraculae]

I've learned never to underestimate any woman, no matter her size.

And if you don't think you can use your size to your advantage, then that's going to be my first lesson.

[cantgetanyworse]

I'm sure I can, though I'm not sure I quite remember how.

[desmodusdraculae]

I'll show you.

[cantgetanyworse]

That almost sounds like a challenge...

[desmodusdraculae]

Only one way to find out, isn't there?

[cantgetanyworse]

When you put it like that, very well then.

[desmodusdraculae]

[He texts her a bit more information about when and where to train.]

Unless you're busy.

[cantgetanyworse]

I always have time for you, Kirk.

[desmodusdraculae]

[Oh.]

Then I'll see you then.